I am wondering how this is going to turn out......

The Honorable Jennifer du Pont, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of Filthy Bast-ardia, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.