Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
Doesn't everyone have ammo on their Christmas list?
That response has 'I AM a REDNECK and I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT" written all over it.

These would qualify me as a redneck (a Turkish Redneck? Wtf?):

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV (I also do this a lot with PCs/Monitors).

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back

Considering the following, Mom and sister have Redneck tendencies no doubt:

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.