Riddle of the Day

[Gizmokid2005]

As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?

ANSWER (Congrats mrweasel): Sawdust.

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NEXT RIDDLE:
You have three apples, and you eat one. How many apples do I have now?

[acoustikarl]

NEXT RIDDLE:
You have three apples, and you eat one. How many apples do I have now?

You don't have any.

[Gizmokid2005]

You have three apples, and you eat one. How many apples do I have now?

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): I don't have any...

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NEXT RIDDLE:

There were 5 flies on the table. I managed to swat one, but the rest flew away. How many flies were left on the table?

[acoustikarl]

NEXT RIDDLE:

There were 5 flies on the table. I managed to swat one, but the rest flew away. How many flies were left on the table?

I'll say none. Who wants to keep dead flies around?

[Mathster]

ANSWER (Congrats acoustikarl): I don't have any...

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NEXT RIDDLE:

There were 5 flies on the table. I managed to swat one, but the rest flew away. How many flies were left on the table?

1. Clean up the dead flies
2. Clean your house.
3. CLOSE the window or repair the screen.

You have 1 fly if you didn't clean it off or if it didn't stick to your fly swatter.

[Gizmokid2005]

There were 5 flies on the table. I managed to swat one, but the rest flew away. How many flies were left on the table?

ANSWER (Congrats Acoustikarl): None...You killed one, and HOPEFULLY took it off your table, and the others flew off.

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NEXT RIDDLE:

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

[Gizmokid2005]

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

DING DING DING DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

ANSWER (Congrats TL): Neither. The Yolk is yellow.

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In lieu of my not being around for the next day and a half, here is the next riddle (answer to come monday morning).

NEXT RIDDLE:

Pretend you're trapped in a box. There're no windows, doors or any possible way to get out. So... how do you get out?

[TurcoLoco]

WTF?? It mentions that there were no possible ways to get out, then asks how we get out....


a smart.ss answer for you: stop pretending that I was trapped in a box?

[Mathster]

DING DING DING DING!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

ANSWER (Congrats TL): Neither. The Yolk is yellow.

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In lieu of my not being around for the next day and a half, here is the next riddle (answer to come monday morning).

NEXT RIDDLE:

Pretend you're trapped in a box. There're no windows, doors or any possible way to get out. So... how do you get out?

open the lid.

[Gizmokid2005]

Pretend you're trapped in a box. There're no windows, doors or any possible way to get out. So... how do you get out?

ANSWER (Congrats TL): Quit pretending you are trapped in a box....

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NEXT RIDDLE:

Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute. What is it?