I actually saw the 'C' before I even opened the e-mail that my friend sent this on but in order to not make you guys feel inferior I changed it to under 5 seconds. Sounds like BS, eh? Well, the feeling is mutual Giz!

Cauzomb, I totally agree on all those unrelated comments you made. Thank god I do not carry a firearm on my bike because I would not hesitate to shoot those who speed up and cut in front of you like a maniac only to slow down in a rush! The other group on my 'hate list' is the drivers who are on cell phone (we got a ton of them in Cali) while driving like an idiot, weaving, going slower than posted speed limit or making erratic breaking and then when you honk or give them a look when you are passing them, they give you that "What is your problem bud?" look. Twice I got run over almost, each one was a sutpid soccer mom in van/SUV and on their cell phone yapping like their life depended on it. I doubt either even realized what had almost happened.
I'd welcome a serial killer who went after cell-chatting drivers!