It's about time you came up with a new joke!!

lol...good ones.

Here is my addition:

CHINESE CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.
You use both of them for labor.
You sell the crappy tasting rice milk instead.


DUTCH CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.
They produce 10 times the milk.
They accidentally eat your tulips so you shoot 'em both.


TURKISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Later you find out they are actually couple of oxen.
You milk them anyway.