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    Give Over 100%

    This equation should be taught in all math classes!

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
    have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:


    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


    And,

    B-*-*-*-*-*-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%


    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and
    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
    B******t and A** kissing that will put you over the top!

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    Wow....this has been circulating a LOT lately.....funny as he11!!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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