Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy
Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that
there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer
day... We was madly in love... We made our way down to that there
tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"You're givin' me a woody, Clem," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real good until I looked up and saw her mamma
standing right there watching us."

"Damn, what did her mamma say when she saw you puttin' it to
her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."



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