I certainly don't think or mean to imply you are a moron. Remember, this forum is for ALL to read. I am trying to stress to ANYONE and EVERYONE who may read this, that a parser is not what a person using HJT should use. HJT is meant to be run and a log posted for a helper to read and assess what should be done. This means the average user. The use of the parser has caused many, many people to remove important and legitimate files. This is why the helpers here NEVER encourage it's usage and have begged to have it removed.
That is the reason that the helpers here placed this sticky appears at the top of this page in June 2007.
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I sincerely doubt the parser will EVER be updated. If anything does happen with it then it would only be its full removal. It was worthless when it went up more than 5 years ago. It was designed to work with HJT 1.99 and never was updated after that. We have asked multiple times that it be pulled...you see...it's still there.