Deep Thoughts for the Week.

[Heylinder]

LOL, these are awesome ! I'll be spamming my friends and family with them now

[TurcoLoco]

Haha loves this one cuz it talks about 2 of my favorite things, milk and...:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?".

Ranchers wife was nursing her baby nearby?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

You gotta ask this one to the lady who was hired to give Elmo 2 test tickles!

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Same goes for people pushing the crosswalk button!!

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Oxygen baby!

[cauzomb]

Quote:
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Same goes for people pushing the crosswalk button!!

Hitting refresh on your browser page when it is going slow seams to make it go faster