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  1. 03-01-2007, 09:45 PM #1
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    Just for ewes guys ;)

    Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy
    Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that
    there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer
    day... We was madly in love... We made our way down to that there
    tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

    "You're givin' me a woody, Clem," exclaimed Jed.

    "Yep, it was goin' real good until I looked up and saw her mamma
    standing right there watching us."

    "Damn, what did her mamma say when she saw you puttin' it to
    her daughter?"

    "Baaaaa..."



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  2. 03-01-2007, 09:52 PM #2
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    ROFL!!!! Good one!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    I flew over cookoo's nest and this one flew over my head!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    I flew over cookoo's nest and this one flew over my head!
    Just replace the name "Clem" with martin
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  5. 03-02-2007, 01:32 PM #5
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    Sounds like something some of the locals around here would be saying...LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    I flew over cookoo's nest and this one flew over my head!
    Surprising since This Is TurcoLoco's Favorite Dating Site!!!

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  7. 03-02-2007, 03:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilliePhan View Post
    Surprising since This Is TurcoLoco's Favorite Dating Site!!!

    Hey it aint mine fault she wrote "Baaaaa" instead of "Beeeee"

    same sound but different spelling...or may be my dates were foreign too?

    I wanted to see who would be so willing to quickly jump in with the responses to educate me (similar to Cauzomb's psych-tricks)!

    It worries me when a close friend has soo many off-base links handy....talk about concerning surfing habits!


    lmao...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    It worries me when a close friend has soo many off-base links handy....talk about concerning surfing habits!
    HA!

    Damn right!

    I definitely need an "extra strength" firewall.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    It worries me when a close friend has soo many off-base links handy....talk about concerning surfing habits!


    lmao...

    Happy Fridays!
    Im now worried that you spend this much time here and still get worried over sumthin like that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    Im now worried that you spend this much time here and still get worried over sumthin like that...
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