19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath...This made him.... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good)....A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.





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What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?