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    Smile Who's working anyway?


    The population of this country is 300 million.
    160 million are retired.
    That leaves 140 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school.
    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
    Leaving 15 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
    Osama Bin-Laden.
    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for
    state and city governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.

    And there you are... sitting on your ass ... at your computer... reading jokes.

    Nice. Real nice.

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    And you are sitting on you ass at your computer, posting in your forum....

    ROFL! I saw this the other day...it's always funny to see how that works...considering a LOT of people either have 2 jobs or school and work, etc....

    but still, if you don't really think about it it's funny!
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    You laugh now, wait until there are really 160 million people collecting SS and just the two of us paying for all of them................Thinking like that takes all the humor right out of it
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    it's all the undocumented.

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