Joke Time

[Heylinder]

A lovely dark-haired girl appeared at the pearly gates and
asked St Peter for permission to enter. That venerable figure
asked her the usual questions, ending with, "And are you a virgin?"

She quickly answered, "YES, of course I am."

At that point, St Peter rang for the angel in charge of such
things to make the proper examination of the young applicant.

When he finished, the examining angel reported that his only
findings were seven slight dents in her maidenhead. It was
decided not to deny her admission for such a trifling matter,
and St Peter got out the big ledger book and pen.

"Your name, Please, young lady?" he queried.

"Snow White," She promptly answered.

[Noob334]

Hahahaha, Thats awesome...I needed a good laugh today

[Gizmokid2005]

ROFL!! Niiice!!

[TurcoLoco]

Hahaha, for a second I was expecting to see my ex's name


as if! ....lol...

SnowWhite turned out to be quite a !

Well, considering her options, can you blame her though?