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    Talking Welcome to TPA

    (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
    We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business. We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!
    Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry!


    I was flying out to OH to meet and hang out with PhilliePhan on August 10th when the airports went on Orange alert and I almost walked on to the plane much like the people in this picture just to be able to skip the latex security.


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    ROFL!!! Nice one TL!!
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    thats just disturbing...
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    Not as disturbing as your new one...
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

    "Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson

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    There's a few rolls in there that could conceal a box-cutter, but I don't want to be the security guard that has to go searching for it.

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    maybe they use a big vibrating platform to shake everything loose.
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    I don't know...with some people out there...I don't know about a vibrating platform..
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    you get those rolls going in waves and you would be suprised what might fly out...
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    Yeah, that's very true...
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    Yeah, that's very true...
    wouldn't have said it if it wasn't...
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