Welcome to TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business. We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry!
I was flying out to OH to meet and hang out with PhilliePhan on August 10th when the airports went on Orange alert and I almost walked on to the plane much like the people in this picture just to be able to skip the latex security.
Caution: attached picture is for adults only, it may not be suitable for everyone!
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