Here is an R rated joke for you...

[TurcoLoco]

A Saudi being interviewed at the US Embassy for Visa

COUNSEL: "Your name, please"?
SAUDI : " Salem ".
COUNSEL: "Sex?"
SAUDI : "Six times a week".
COUNSEL: "I mean male or female?"
SAUDI : "Both male & female and sometimes even camels".
COUNSEL: "Holy cow!"
SAUDI : "Yes, cows & dogs too".
COUNSEL: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
SAUDI : "Horse Style, dog style, any style!
COUNSEL: "Oh dear!"
SAUDI : " Deer ? No deer, they run too fast .....

[cauzomb]

LOL; nice spin off of a previously indigenous related joke... please do not get in the habit of posting ethnical jokes. Hmm, is that the correct way to spell habit?

[Gizmokid2005]

ROFL!! That's a good one!! Even the fiancee got a laugh out of it!