What's your fine?

[vulcan]

Pinched this off another forum... Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post below. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. If you've done a thing more than once, just count it a single time.

1. Smoked Weed - $10
2. Did Acid - $5
3. Ever had sex at church - $25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -$40
5. Had sex with someone on MySpace - $25
6. Had sex for money - $100
7. Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican - $20
8. Vandalized something - $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed - $10
10. Beat up someone - $20
11. Been jumped - $10
12. Crossed dressed - $10
13. Given money to stripper - $25
14. Been in love with a stripper - $20
15. Kissed someone whose name you didn't know - $0.10
16. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - $15
17. Ever drive drunk - $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - $50
19. Used toys while having sex - $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20
21. Went skinny dipping - $5
22. Had sex in a pool - $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex - $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex - $20
25. Cheated on your significant other - $10
26. Masturbated- $10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$20
28. Done oral- $5
29. Got oral- $5
30. Done /got oral in a car while it was moving - $25
31. Stole something - $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail - $25
33. Made a nasty home video - $15
34. Had a threesome - $50
35. Had sex in the wild - $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex - $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars - $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older - $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 - $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time - $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it - $25
42. Went streaking - $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight - $15
44. Been arrested - $5
45. Spent time in jail - $15
46. Peed in the pool - $0.50
47. Played spin the bottle - $5
48. Done something you regret - $20
49. Had sex with your best friend - $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work - $25
51. Had anal sex - $80
52. Lied to your mate - $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25

My fine is $1055.60... whats yours?

[Mathster]

DAMNIt... now I gotta get a textpad open to keep up...

[Mathster]

$380.60

I have a hard time believeing you have done everything on the list...

[Heylinder]

$380.60

I'm $10 higher than you. That means you must have only gone half way on number 7

[OEM_guy]

435.50

[Mathster]

I'm $10 higher than you. That means you must have only gone half way on number 7

either that or you've done too many of the $10 crimes...

[ogremagi]

$505.60

Hhmmm, not high enough...

Heck that list needs more categories...

[TurcoLoco]

Vulcan you freak, you pretty much done it all! And yes, you have to count each offense of the same kind as once otherwise #26 alone would have made mine go up to thousands...

Now, everyone know Ogremagi, Heylinder and Mathster have some things in common: they all kissed someone whose name they didn't know and also they all peed in a pool at one point in their life!!!


Hahahaha....very sinister amounts indeed....I got a lousy $410.

[ogremagi]

Need to add:

Ever dressed in leather.
Had two or more members of the opposite sex in bed with you
Had two or more members of the same sex in bed with you
Had kinky sex
Had your home video appear on the web

Just a few off the top of my head

[TurcoLoco]

While at it, let's add:

Have you ever had sex with anything that had more than 2 legs?

ever had sex with anything that had no heartbeat?

...a couple of the top of my head as well...