GO COLTS!!!!!
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GO COLTS!!!!!
High-Voltage Messiah
Well . . . . . My Dolphins sure underachieved....... But I ain't gonna root for either the Colts or Bears
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Well what an old sourpuss!
High-Voltage Messiah
Ain't that the truth!Originally Posted by jholland1964
Go Saints!!!
Oh, wait . . . .. . Never mind......
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DAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BEARS!
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John Madden was in San Diego to announce a football game one weekend when he
noticed a special telephone near the Charger bench. He
asked Rivers what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Rivers replied, "Sure, but it will cost you
$200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could
use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's
picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in New England when he noticed that same kind of
phone on the Patriots bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Tom
Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost
you $500."Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call.
John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of
telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the hotline
to God?" Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 35
cents." John looked incredulously at Manning and said, "Wait a second, I
just paid $200 in San Diego and $500 in New England to use the same phone to
God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?"
Peyton looked at John and replied,
"Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
GO COLTS !
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Why would God want to live in Indy?
That place is a hell hole -- of course so is Baltimore
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Have you even been to Indianapolis in the last 20 years? It is NOT a hell hole. It is one gorgeous city. Frankly I am insulted.
Indianapolis
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Yeah, obviously he hasn't been in Indianapolis in the recent years!Have you even been to Indianapolis in the last 20 years? It is NOT a hell hole. It is one gorgeous city. Frankly I am insulted.
Indianapolis
I can't tolerate this kinda of smacktalk either!
Judy, if you want, I could hold him down so you could run a HijackThis scan on him?
lol....
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Can't help with the girls ~TL. I know there is a nice singles scene there but since it has been 40+ years since I was single I really can't help.
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