This seems cool....

[Mathster]

Just as long as we can line the boarder with redneck with their deer rifles and declare it open season....

[Gizmokid2005]

We should try this here in the US.....

"Hold on there, hold on people!" says Konrad Dodinas of the Filthy Bastar-dia Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"

-- Darn forners . . .. speshly them that come from countries named after birds......... Turkey anyone?

God...that was in my issue list a LONG time ago...and that's the option I chose...

[TurcoLoco]

I smell a conspiracy!!




Odd thing is, that was the very same option I picked!
It sounded funny but twisted at the same time, also reminded me of the old Arnold movie Running Man!

[Gizmokid2005]

LOL!! Exactly!!

[Mathster]

"Private prisons?! Rehabilitation?! How utterly ridiculous!" exclaims Jazz Silk, Notageek's toughest police officer. "Both of these proposals will simply waste resources on the scum of society. I say that we should summarily execute all violent criminals and give their property to their victims."
crime problem solved... and maybe my taxes will go down...

[Gizmokid2005]

Another one...that was a while ago too...

[Mathster]

"Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, child labor has been outlawed, military service is compulsory, and criminals are executed and their property seized."

ahhh, life the way it should be...

[Mathster]

Its starting to seem like everything is either outlawed or compulsary...

[Gizmokid2005]

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low.

I'm not evil

[knight0334]

I had one this morning about illegal immigrants that make it through traps and mine fields being allow to stay. But there were cameras pointed at the national boundries and it was to be broadcasted as a TV show.