A Funny for Ya'll ;)

[Heylinder]

A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in
Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young
man fixen {ready} to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump,
think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass
Yankee."

[PhilliePhan]

Good Grief - That's an oldie but goodie!

I anticipate a GROAN from a certain crochety IANAGer.....

[TurcoLoco]

...seriously, who is Robert E. Lee?








should I go ahead and jump too?

...lol..

[Mathster]

...seriously, who is Robert E. Lee?








should I go ahead and jump too?

...lol..

yall dont worry 'bout jumpin'.. Im sendin some good ole boys to see you to take care of ya....

[Gizmokid2005]

Yes TL, you should just jump too.....

And yes, that's VERY old...

[Heylinder]

Old joke Dang, I have to get out more

[TurcoLoco]

I have to get out more

Don't we all?

[Mathster]

staying in is more fun tho...