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    2009 detroit lions schedule

    2009 LIONS SCHEDULE

    September 13................. Taft Junior High School

    20................Cub Scout Troop #101

    27................ Detroit Blind Academy

    October 04................Spanish American War Vets

    11................Crippled Children's Home

    18................ Eloise Mental Hospital

    25................Girl Scout Troop # 353

    November 01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic

    08.................Fraser Boys Choir

    15.................Korean Amputees

    22................. National Hospital Pastoral Ministers

    26................ Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

    December 08................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club “Special Monday Nite Game”

    RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

    1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
    2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

    RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR

    1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans

    that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
    2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
    3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
    4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
    5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead

    of the usual ten yards.

    NAME CHANGE

    The Detroit Lions will be changed to the " Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

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    LMAO! Thats so F'n funny!!

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    Hey, man

    I thought so too. Saw it on another forum, and just had to show it over here.

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    hey, looks like they have a chance this year...
    back from hiatus.

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    LMFAO!!! That's a good one!
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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    hey, looks like they have a chance this year...
    Yup! They hired Jenna Jameson to coach the team.

    I guess their reasoning was that, while she might blow a few, she never chokes on the big one........

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    pure gold

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