*************************************My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
**********************
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
***********************
************************************************** **How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
************************************************** *****I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
************************************************** ******I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
************************************************** **********Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
************************************************** **********We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
************************************************** **********I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
*****************************************Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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