Where's the Geek??

[Gizmokid2005]

No,Gizmo.....that orange-haired opinionated geek who always hangs around.He's watching me type now.I bet he's already gossiping about me...He's a 2 fingered typer(thumbs),12 but can pass for 14 easy,got skid marks on his undies from an Atomic Wedgie at school,and on.And by simply reversing the Spacebar outboard shinsplint gear and tweaking the Caps Lock sub-hoematomal thrust bearing tolerance he can type at Mach 1.5 with no errors. Well...wooohoo,geek! hahhahaahah.

Wow.....I didn't want a description of you....