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    Smile Tickle Me Elmo

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .
    "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...
    Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1 View Post
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    X2...
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    Ignore them .... I love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    Ignore them .... I love it
    I bet you say that about all test tickle jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    I bet you say that about all test tickle jokes.
    Nope, that was my first test tickle joke .... Guess I'm no longer a test tickle joke virgin

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    Well, thats a rather old test tickle joke. maybe its just old test tickle jokes I dont like. Anyone got newer ones they want to show off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathster View Post
    Well, thats a rather old test tickle joke. maybe its just old test tickle jokes I dont like. Anyone got newer ones they want to show off?
    You are the oldest test tickle joke I know, always unsatisfied and complaining!

    I never said anything about the lame old jokes others posted. If I read a joke that I had seen before, I simply moved on....

    If you guys groaned less, perhaps people would post more?

    ~TL (tickle these)

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    No more test tickle jokes from me but you might like this one ....

    Wedding Dress:

    Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

    The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Heylinder View Post
    No more test tickle jokes from me but you might like this one ....

    Wedding Dress:

    Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

    The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

    At least this is a joke I haven't heard before......

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