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  1. 10-03-2008, 12:32 AM #1
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    Talking Fired From Wal-Mart

    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

    About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
    'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    'Hell no, they ain't twins . The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid,     Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

    My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.......
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  2. 10-03-2008, 11:06 PM #2
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  3. 10-06-2008, 10:17 AM #3
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  5. 11-03-2008, 06:43 PM #5
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