New 401-Keg Plan

[TurcoLoco]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan!

[cauzomb]

don't forget about the sales tax they are collecting on the redemption deposits..

[Gizmokid2005]

Those are good ones TL.

[jholland1964]

My lord. If my husband had known that he wouldn't have turned in those cans to the city recycling but turned them in himself! We would have been rich!