TL - Old, but still funny.
"Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson
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Sorry, I am getting to be an old guy so don't expect anything new from me!
Well, that said, see if this one is any better:
Incredible Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from NorthwesternUniversity.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen , thinking of no thing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Brookfield Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
ROFL!! Good one TL...I've heard it, but that was just awesome![]()
"Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"Honesty is the First Chapter in the Book of Wisdom" - Thomas Jefferson
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LMAO at the elephant one. I was expecting a "awwww" ending. Not quite that. :P
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