Sorry, Mr. Connector, I was being quaint, Mr. Connector.

"Daddy, what do you do for a living"

"Why son, I am a Doctor and a metallurgist!

"???"

Alright, son, they call me Dr. Anonymousie and I make ****ing
connectors.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah, Daddy's a looser and an *******, Mommy!!

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