I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal....
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal....
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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I think it's pretty funny myself.
But then I am in Iraq and my convoy was attacked last time I was here by a VBIED (vehicular Born Improvised Explosive Device) Otherwise known as a car bomb, except they drive into you and detonate it. Lucky for us we were in HET's M1000 trucks with M1070 trailers. There armored pretty well, didn't do to much to the truck that was hit, kept on going in fact. The dumb ass only succeeded in killing himself
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A shame it doesn't happen that way all the time... I'd send over used cars and explosives.Originally Posted by Ripper_XX
I think it's pretty funny myself.
But then I am in Iraq and my convoy was attacked last time I was here by a VBIED (vehicular Born Improvised Explosive Device) Otherwise known as a car bomb, except they drive into you and detonate it. Lucky for us we were in HET's M1000 trucks with M1070 trailers. There armored pretty well, didn't do to much to the truck that was hit, kept on going in fact. The dumb ass only succeeded in killing himself
disclaimer: my desire is that they blow themselves up and our boys/girls go unharmed.
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