You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?
TurcoLoco goes into the woods hunting for a bear. When he is deep in the woods he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an enormous grizzly towering above him. Before he can fire, the beast rips the rifle out of his hands and proceeds to sodomize him.
Mortified, TurcoLoco retreats to his cabin, arms himself with a double-barreled shotgun, and races back into the woods to find and kill his furry assailant. But once again, the bear sneaks up behind TurcoLoco, pulls the weapon from his hands and has his lusty way with him.
Undeterred, TL equips himself with a machine gun and treks back into the woods where he is again ambushed, disarmed and defiled by the bear.
Now, apoplectic with moral outrage, TurcoLoco flies to a third world country where he buys a heat-seeking, shoulder-launched, nuclear-tipped rocket from an international arms dealer.
Convinced he finally has the upper hand, he returns to the woods, tracks the bear to his lair and patiently waits to vaporize him. And yes, again, the bear surprises, disarms and sexually assaults him.
But this time, before TurcoLoco can run off to acquire more lethal armaments, the bear enfolds him in his massive arms and says, "You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?"
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