Weird Art

[TurcoLoco]

Here is a Weird Art (look at it from a distance):






Here is an old joke:

A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?'
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the
register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up
the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...


'Cleanup, Register 5'

[Gizmokid2005]

Mosaics are cool.

Old joke btw.

[TurcoLoco]

Mosaics are cool.

Old joke btw.

Thank you.

Yes, old joke hence the title!

Here is another cool pic to make up for the old joke:

This picture was done with one pen stroke!

It starts on the tip of the nose and ends on the bottom.
Check out the copyright date.

[Gizmokid2005]

That's cool! That takes a lot of skill...and patience...

[TurcoLoco]

That's cool! That takes a lot of skill...and patience...

Don't forget the coffee and the jail time!!

[Gizmokid2005]

HAH! Good point TL. Relative of yours?

[cauzomb]

I like those pieces, way beyond my skills!

I drew this with a piece of burnt wood and a smudge stick. It's a picture of a drawing of a picture If you have ever been to OLD Shasta Historical area, Northern California; It's the water fountain infront of the tree next to the old bank across the street from the old brick building's.

[varybarry21]

It's amazing to see all of the little pictures fit into a bigger picture.