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  1. 02-26-2008, 10:15 AM #1
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    Talking Redneck Pick Up Lines




    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.




    6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
    the ice ."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.



    and.... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
    every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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    LMAO!!! Nice TL. #8 even seems like it would be a humorous way to start out in any case lol.
    "Best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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    Wow . . . TL's lettin' us in on his luv secrets


    A scary thought indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilliePhan View Post
    Wow . . . TL's lettin' us in on his luv secrets


    A scary thought indeed!
    Hehe....you are lol'ing but #8 got me a lot of action!!
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    LMFAO!!!!!! Nice PP!!! Oh boy TL. What are you going to do now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmokid2005 View Post
    LMFAO!!!!!! Nice PP!!! Oh boy TL. What are you going to do now?
    Do nothing, after all that is my favorite pickup line and I love using it! Especially on sheep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    Do nothing, after all that is my favorite pickup line and I love using it! Especially on sheep!
    Sooooo . . . .The truth comes out!
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    The Truth? You can't handle the truth!!

    Speaking of the truth, it sure did come out:





    Just cuz my English sounds like Balki doesn't mean you have to make 'sheep' jokes!
    Don't be reee-dee-kulous!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurcoLoco View Post
    Just cuz my English sounds like Balki doesn't mean you have to make 'sheep' jokes!
    Don't be reee-dee-kulous!!
    What are you talking about?

    Your English ain't that baaaaaaaaaad, my friend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilliePhan View Post
    What are you talking about?

    Your English ain't that baaaaaaaaaad, my friend!
    Still making fun of me I see and I used to think I was one of your BAAEEst friends!
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