Re: Where all the spam & spyware comes from

[Han]

earthdweller@internet.com wrote in
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Aioe.org: A public news server which allows the users to post 25 messages
per day from every IP without authentication. This is a text only server.

Congratulations! You gain a B for spelling and grammar. Moreover. I
award an F for logic.

> All the spyware and spam comes from Christians. It dates back about
> 2000 years. Back in those days they didn't have computers or video
> cameras, but they used more crude methods to spy on this Christ dude.
> During the time this Jesus guy lives, it was the Jews who were spying
> on Jesus, thus the Jews were actually the founders of spyware. They
> knew This Christ was a little odd, so they used every method to spy on
> him, available at that time. One method was to send 12 men who were
> known as apostles, but actually they were spies. Using brainwashing
> techniques, they eventually got Jesus to sign a contract which stated
> that Christians will go to hell if they eat meat on Fridays. Actually
> this was a large payoff for the times, where those in the fishing
> industry wanted to make extra sales and thus more money. On top of
> that, they convinced Jesus (who was rather stupid), that fish is not
> meat. Of course we all know that's bull****. Anyhow, this became the
> first SPAM in history, and was documented in the bible, which was the
> first book in history to contain SPAM. Of course all the gullible
> idiots of the world believed this to be gospel and still follow this
> lie today, some 2000 years later. The next time you receive spam or
> spyware, forward it to a Christian church and give them a taste of
> their own medicine.



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Han
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[Gary Woods]

Han <nobody@nospam.not> wrote:

>Congratulations! You gain a B for spelling and grammar.

And _you_ get a D for quoting the whole screed.


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[Han]

Gary Woods <garygarlic@earthlink.net> wrote in
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> Han <nobody@nospam.not> wrote:
>
>>Congratulations! You gain a B for spelling and grammar.
>
> And _you_ get a D for quoting the whole screed.
>
>
> Email available via polite request in NG.
>

Thanks!
I thought that something so beautifully nonsensical deserved to be
quoted.
I admit that I had to look up "screed" to make sure I understood what you
meant. I found on-line (Merriam-Webster):

1 a: a lengthy discourse b: an informal piece of writing (as a personal
letter) c: a ranting piece of writing.
Exactly!

Alternative meanings 2 and 3 do not apply.


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Han
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