gregvk wrote:
> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote in news:5v9kfiF1lf39bU1
> @mid.individual.net:
>
>> gregvk wrote:
>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:5v9g8dF1lbhqnU1 @mid.individual.net:
>>>
>>>>> *haha* How arrogant of you, ya ****ing buffoon. Your buttons are
>>>>> so easy to
>>>>> push Les. You are a dream come true for
>>>>> my readers, I thank you on their behalf.
>>>>
>>>> Tsk x3.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not going to watch this one, if you don't mind. I owe Les a
>>>> reply or two with respect to the discussion he and I have been
>>>> having, and I will do that later, but I think I'll be a happier
>>>> person if I skip this budding flame war.
>>>>
>>>> Let me know, though, if Dustin starts with the usual ****e, and
>>>> I'll address that. I suppose this current bit of business will
>>>> satisfy his incessant need for attention, but I do wonder what
>>>> he'll do for an encore. A few weeks ago, I saw he came looking for
>>>> me again, even though I'd sworn off haranguing him out of pity for
>>>> his emotional impairment. (Nice reply, btw.) Maybe the next time
>>>> he'll just come sit outside my house and set himself on fire.
>>>
>>> Get any dick, yet, hon? Just wondering, 'cause I know you were
>>> feeling frustrated the other day.
>>
>> Frustrated?
>>
>> Why would I be frustrated? I'm currently celibate by choice. If I
>> decide it's time to stop being celibate, it won't be because I'm
>> feeling "frustrated."
>
> Plain saltine crackers after a large, tasty meal: Dry and boring.
>
> Plain saltine crackers after starving for a week: Ambrosia.
>
> ...Know what I'm saying?

You eat crackers in bed?

Cretin.

>>> A strange person in alt.2600 seems to have an unusually intense
>>> fascination with male genitalia. If you still need some lurve, then
>>> perhaps the two of you could hook up and help each other out.
>>
>> Not having any male genitalia of my own,
>
> Maybe he'll let you borrow his spare strapon.

That's what tandem skydiving instructors call their
passengers--"strap-ons."

>> I doubt I'd be of any interest to him.
>>
>>> [subject line and xpost modified accordingly]
>>>
>>> HTH!!
>>
>> It didn't, but thanks for trying.
>
> Be patient. Usenet sometimes moves along very slowly. He's probably
> down at the Adult Special Education Center learning to tie his shoes
> or something.

The ability to tie a knot is a very valuable skill in the bedroom.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
nimue@databasix.com

Miller's Law: In order to understand what another
person is saying, you must assume that it is true
and try to imagine what it could be true of.