HaHa Time :)

[TurcoLoco]

wow none of those predictions are funny.... Except the part about that camera catching a woman with her mouth shut

[Heylinder]

http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.htm

[Mathster]

I have been to several asian countries. you dont see any stray animals.

the food is better than what you get in the chinese places here, so Im not complaining.