This toolbar is getting too costly

[Quilljar]

There is a big difference between a sense of humour and a complete waste of
time...
Now, I have a GREAT sense of humour....!

--
Yrs Quilly

http://quilljar.users.btopenworld.com/gall.html




"Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5logd7F8ptksU1@mid.individual.net...
> Peter van der Goes wrote:
>> <marge_t28s@no-email.com> wrote in message
>> news:cnvcf3dpsqo5piirdeu1t93gq9jvbef95b@4ax.com...
>>> I got a toolbar on my computer. I dont know where I got it because I
>>> never ordered it. It just appeared one day last June. This toolbar
>>> is costing me a fortune. Every time I click on it, I have to send $5
>>> to the company that is in control of it. So each time I click on it,
>>> I get a mesage telling me to send $5 to their PO Box by check or use
>>> paypal. I had to open a paypal account because the postage alone to
>>> send the checks was costing me some $40 a week. It's bad enough I am
>>> having to send them nearly $500 a week just to keep this toolbar that
>>> I really dont want because it dont do anything except show the date
>>> and time. But it says that if I dont send payment they will remove
>>> all of my email and cause my computer to not connect to the internet.
>>> There is even a button that says "I refuse to pay, delete my email
>>> now". So I just keep sending them $5 about 20 times a day. If I
>>> dont send it, my computer cursor dont work except to click on the
>>> toolbar. I even try not to click on the toolbar but many times it
>>> gets clicked when I want to click on a website or click on my email
>>> or open a MS Word page and other stuff. So far I have sent then
>>> almost $7000, I cant even afford to buy groceries anymore and I
>>> lost my car and home insurance because I could not pay for it. Now
>>> I am in trouble with my landlord because I am 3 months behind in my
>>> rent. I even had to get another part time job to keep paying my
>>> bills. How can I get rid of this toolbar without destroying my
>>> computer. It says that if I attempt to remove the toolbar my
>>> computer will never work again. I just cant keep paying all this
>>> money and I dread even turning on the computer anymore.
>>>
>>> Marge T.
>>
>>
>> Hi, Marge!
>> I can help you with your problem. I have software that will remove
>> that bad toolbar and replace it with my really great toolbar that
>> will only cost you $3 each time you use it and will only bill you
>> once a month. Sound good? Please remit $100 in advance for this excellent
>> program!
>
>
> It's good to see that not everyone has lost their sense of humor.
>
> --
> Rhonda Lea Kirk
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[4Q]

marge_t...@no-email.com wrote:
> I got a toolbar on my computer. I dont know where I got it because I
> never ordered it. It just appeared one day last June. This toolbar
> is costing me a fortune. Every time I click on it, I have to send $5
> to the company that is in control of it. So each time I click on it,
> I get a mesage telling me to send $5 to their PO Box by check or use
> paypal. I had to open a paypal account because the postage alone to
> send the checks was costing me some $40 a week. It's bad enough I am
> having to send them nearly $500 a week just to keep this toolbar that
> I really dont want because it dont do anything except show the date
> and time. But it says that if I dont send payment they will remove
> all of my email and cause my computer to not connect to the internet.
> There is even a button that says "I refuse to pay, delete my email
> now". So I just keep sending them $5 about 20 times a day. If I dont
> send it, my computer cursor dont work except to click on the toolbar.
> I even try not to click on the toolbar but many times it gets clicked
> when I want to click on a website or click on my email or open a MS
> Word page and other stuff. So far I have sent then almost $7000, I
> cant even afford to buy groceries anymore and I lost my car and home
> insurance because I could not pay for it. Now I am in trouble with my
> landlord because I am 3 months behind in my rent. I even had to get
> another part time job to keep paying my bills. How can I get rid of
> this toolbar without destroying my computer. It says that if I
> attempt to remove the toolbar my computer will never work again. I
> just cant keep paying all this money and I dread even turning on the
> computer anymore.
>
> Marge T.


*Hahaha* Sounds like Dr Popp's AIDS
Trojan extortion scam! I can't half wait
to see the date-n-time $5 per-click
toolbar clown coming out of court with a
paper bag over his head to hide his shame
(just like Dr. Popp). I bet Dustbin Cook
(Bug**** guy) is responsible for this
toolbar caper!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_%28trojan_horse%29

4Q

[homer_t28s@no-email.com]

On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:14:56 +0100, "Quilljar" <Not@home.today> wrote:

>There is a big difference between a sense of humour and a complete waste of
>time...
>Now, I have a GREAT sense of humour....!
>
>--
>Yrs Quilly

You'll have to provide proof of this before anyone believes you.
In fact, I dare you to out humor anyone else on this group, and if you
can do it, you get 1000 bucks. Lets see what you can do, I DARE YOU..
If you win, those thousand bucks are out in the woods just waiting for
you and your shotgun, and if you work at it, there's a lot of doe out
there too. You can be filthy rich !!!! In fact I once knew a guy who
won a dare like this. His name was rich, and he was really filthy.
Therefore he too was filthy rich.

Homer Simpson (Marge's Husband)

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>"Rhonda Lea Kirk" <rhondalea@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:5logd7F8ptksU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Peter van der Goes wrote:
>>> <marge_t28s@no-email.com> wrote in message
>>> news:cnvcf3dpsqo5piirdeu1t93gq9jvbef95b@4ax.com...
>>>> I got a toolbar on my computer. I dont know where I got it because I
>>>> never ordered it. It just appeared one day last June. This toolbar
>>>> is costing me a fortune. Every time I click on it, I have to send $5
>>>> to the company that is in control of it. So each time I click on it,
>>>> I get a mesage telling me to send $5 to their PO Box by check or use
>>>> paypal. I had to open a paypal account because the postage alone to
>>>> send the checks was costing me some $40 a week. It's bad enough I am
>>>> having to send them nearly $500 a week just to keep this toolbar that
>>>> I really dont want because it dont do anything except show the date
>>>> and time. But it says that if I dont send payment they will remove
>>>> all of my email and cause my computer to not connect to the internet.
>>>> There is even a button that says "I refuse to pay, delete my email
>>>> now". So I just keep sending them $5 about 20 times a day. If I
>>>> dont send it, my computer cursor dont work except to click on the
>>>> toolbar. I even try not to click on the toolbar but many times it
>>>> gets clicked when I want to click on a website or click on my email
>>>> or open a MS Word page and other stuff. So far I have sent then
>>>> almost $7000, I cant even afford to buy groceries anymore and I
>>>> lost my car and home insurance because I could not pay for it. Now
>>>> I am in trouble with my landlord because I am 3 months behind in my
>>>> rent. I even had to get another part time job to keep paying my
>>>> bills. How can I get rid of this toolbar without destroying my
>>>> computer. It says that if I attempt to remove the toolbar my
>>>> computer will never work again. I just cant keep paying all this
>>>> money and I dread even turning on the computer anymore.
>>>>
>>>> Marge T.
>>>
>>>
>>> Hi, Marge!
>>> I can help you with your problem. I have software that will remove
>>> that bad toolbar and replace it with my really great toolbar that
>>> will only cost you $3 each time you use it and will only bill you
>>> once a month. Sound good? Please remit $100 in advance for this excellent
>>> program!
>>
>>
>> It's good to see that not everyone has lost their sense of humor.
>>
>> --
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>

[Quilljar]

Only someone like me who has the time on his hands to actually read this NG
would have a sense of humour.So that proves it.I claim my 1000, but ! want
real UK pounds not dollars....

--
Yrs Quilly

http://quilljar.users.btopenworld.com/gall.html

[Gerald309]

On Sep 23, 11:15 am, marge_t...@no-email.com wrote:
> I got a toolbar on my computer. I dont know where I got it because I
> never ordered it. It just appeared one day last June. This toolbar
> is costing me a fortune. Every time I click on it, I have to send $5
> to the company that is in control of it. So each time I click on it,
> I get a mesage telling me to send $5 to their PO Box by check or use
> paypal. I had to open a paypal account because the postage alone to
> send the checks was costing me some $40 a week. It's bad enough I am
> having to send them nearly $500 a week just to keep this toolbar that
> I really dont want because it dont do anything except show the date
> and time. But it says that if I dont send payment they will remove
> all of my email and cause my computer to not connect to the internet.
> There is even a button that says "I refuse to pay, delete my email
> now". So I just keep sending them $5 about 20 times a day. If I dont
> send it, my computer cursor dont work except to click on the toolbar.
> I even try not to click on the toolbar but many times it gets clicked
> when I want to click on a website or click on my email or open a MS
> Word page and other stuff. So far I have sent then almost $7000, I
> cant even afford to buy groceries anymore and I lost my car and home
> insurance because I could not pay for it. Now I am in trouble with my
> landlord because I am 3 months behind in my rent. I even had to get
> another part time job to keep paying my bills. How can I get rid of
> this toolbar without destroying my computer. It says that if I
> attempt to remove the toolbar my computer will never work again. I
> just cant keep paying all this money and I dread even turning on the
> computer anymore.
>
> Marge T.

You can't be serious ?