On Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:53:41 GMT in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Teh
Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW <BiGWhiteGuy5@yahoo.com>,
intended to write something intelligible, but instead wrote :


<snippy>



Point of order:

The below catagories all list "neither of the above" yet everything
one might vote on is 'below' the titles.

Frosty
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>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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>> Brad Guth
>> Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
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>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mettas Mother
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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>> Matt Giwer
>> Roy "Tristan" Hauer
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
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>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> Hagar
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Phil Allison
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Bill Sheppard
>> Jeff Relf
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
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>> Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll"
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
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>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>> Nukleus/Bloxy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Catherine Burr
>> Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Babaloonie
>> Dustin Cook
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
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>> Andre Lieven
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
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>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
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>> Walter Mautner
>> Warhol
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney"
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
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>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
>> Gary "flatfish" Stewart
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre
>> Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
>> Charlotte L. Blackmer
>> Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior"
>> Wally Anglesea
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
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>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Paine Ellsworth, a.k.a. "Painius" of alt.astronomy
>> Abstain
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>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
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>> Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>> Abstain
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>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
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>> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>> Azure
>> Abstain
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>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
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>> news.groups.proposals
>> The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> Abstain
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>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.