Flair <Flair@noemail.none> Thou precious pander. Thou ireful *******.
Thou bearded snot. Thou pinch-spotted sponge. Ye caviled and ye gave
forth:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Flair <Flair@noemail.none> Thou cockered such toasts-and-butter. Thou
>> spleeny scarlet sin. Thou base contagious clouds. Thou art melancholy
>> without cause. Ye ramble and ye mourned:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>
>>>> Flair <Flair@noemail.none> Thou meek bear. Thou balloon-headed,
>>>> urchin-snouted false blood. Thou overwheening rag. Am I your bird?
>>>> I mean to shift my bush. Ye goaded and ye articulated:
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>> Friend is experiencing this;
>>>>>
>>>>> Cold boot.
>>>>>
>>>>> Black screen;
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>> It then presents the boot screen you're familiar with.
>>>>
>>>> Well, as you're obviously all-seeing and all-knowing about what
>>>> boot screen each of us is individually familiar with, you can
>>>> exercise your under-used brain-cell and put it to use trying to
>>>> remote-view the solution displayed on my screen, hey.
>>>
>>> Nah. I'll pass.
>>
>> Wind, no doubt.
>
> Funny, that. Not an hour ago I told the wife she might want to find
> alternative sleeping space tonight as I made myself a nice scampi over
> linguini consisting mostly of shrimp, olive oil, jalapeno, and tons of
> garlic. Her response? "Just brush your teeth before you come to
> bed." My reply? "It ain't the *top* end of me you need to be
> concerned about."

Hold it in as long as you can. When you feel your bowels are about to
explode in a massive gush of gas and diarrohea, grab her head hard and shove
her down under the dooner to give her a Dutch oven she'll never forget.

Let me know if you get away without severe facial disfigurement.

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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

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