Re: Who can be trusted?

[Verbnigge de Hoerenkut]

Maximum Dog3 <MaximumDog3@Dog3.com> wrote...

> Lucifer's Hell Hag Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:
>
> <Grrl, I got some serious drivel out of you on that one.>

One semi-original sentence and a copy/paste is "some serious drivel", is it,
DUHane?

And don't ****ing cross-post, you dumb ****.

<chucks bone>
FETCH!

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September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

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[Maximum Dog3]

Lucifer's Honey Hag in Hell Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:

<snipped>

<Who would know your final calling in life?>

<They should have done a hard ****** SLAP* and *DROP KICKED* you at
birth a direct punt to Lucifer.>

<g>

[The Secretary of HomIntern]

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:58:25 +0545, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
> Maximum Dog3 <MaximumDog3@Dog3.com> Thou wanton calf. A dog, a cat, a
> mouse, a rat to scratch a man to death. Thou virgin-violator. Is thy name
> Mouldy? Ye bootlicked and ye shrieked:
>> Lucifer's Hag in Hell Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:
>>
>>> Not when I can't bull**** enough to make others believe it.
>>
>> <As you like to say dear ****** SLAPPED* to you, and I'll add this one
>> *FOOT TO YOUR ASS*.>
>
> DUHane Arnold, Coward of the Month, for recidivist post-editing.
>
> Coward of the Month
> Given to the most cowardly, yellow-bellied Usenet chicken of the month.
> Anyone who meets the current month's eligibility bar can get it; like the
> HL&S and the Palmjob Paddle, this award is not necessarily reserved for
> Kooks!
>
> Those who hide behind pseudoanonymous sockpuppets, to say and do things
> they would not normally say or do as 'themselves', usually make good
> candidates; you can nominate either the sockpuppet or if you know the real
> name behind it that person; either way, the sockpuppeteer gets just
> credit.
>
> This award is also given to people who don't follow up on threats. Or
> respond to hard questions. Or other cowardly acts AUK can be convinced of.
>
> Fecunds, anyone?

You can't, you seconded my nom of Mettas Mother (who is accepted, BTW).

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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
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Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
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Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false
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agencies.
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If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
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mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
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Always remain clueproof.
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When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
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Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
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Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
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Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
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Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
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ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
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Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
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Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
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telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
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obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "****nozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly mother****er and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
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to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
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are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be ****ed with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://************/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

[Kadaitcha Man]

The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> Thou insolent cracker.
Thou grey-coated gnat. Thou young quat. Thou lice-infested, idle bed
pisser. Ye spattered and ye cackled:

> On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:58:25 +0545, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
>> Maximum Dog3 <MaximumDog3@Dog3.com> Thou wanton calf. A dog, a cat, a
>> mouse, a rat to scratch a man to death. Thou virgin-violator. Is thy
>> name Mouldy? Ye bootlicked and ye shrieked:
>>> Lucifer's Hag in Hell Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:
>>>
>>>> Not when I can't bull**** enough to make others believe it.
>>>
>>> <As you like to say dear ****** SLAPPED* to you, and I'll add this
>>> one *FOOT TO YOUR ASS*.>
>>
>> DUHane Arnold, Coward of the Month, for recidivist post-editing.
>>
>> Coward of the Month
>> Given to the most cowardly, yellow-bellied Usenet chicken of the
>> month. Anyone who meets the current month's eligibility bar can get
>> it; like the HL&S and the Palmjob Paddle, this award is not
>> necessarily reserved for Kooks!
>>
>> Those who hide behind pseudoanonymous sockpuppets, to say and do
>> things they would not normally say or do as 'themselves', usually
>> make good candidates; you can nominate either the sockpuppet or if
>> you know the real name behind it that person; either way, the
>> sockpuppeteer gets just credit.
>>
>> This award is also given to people who don't follow up on threats. Or
>> respond to hard questions. Or other cowardly acts AUK can be
>> convinced of.
>>
>> Fecunds, anyone?
>
> You can't, you seconded my nom of Mettas Mother (who is accepted,
> BTW).

Bummer. Bloody rules. Ta for that.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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[Maximum Dog3]

Lucifer's Bipolar Hag Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:

<She's insane in the membrane.>
<Insane in the brain!>
<She's insane in the membrane.>
<She's plenty insane and got no brain!>
<Insane in the membrane>
<She's insane in the brain!>

<Maybe it's a lack of the zzzzzzzzzz.>

[Dustin Cook]

"cmsix" <cmsix@hotmail.com> wrote in news:TY6Jh.9354$jx3.2087
@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:

>
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:et2lne$f87$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
> Say, what happened to all those lovely cascades you formerly kept going?
>
> cmsix
>
>

What are you calling a cascade?


--
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[cmsix]

"Dustin Cook" <spamfilterineffect.see.sig@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98F2CDABE33EEHHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121.. .
> "cmsix" <cmsix@hotmail.com> wrote in news:TY6Jh.9354$jx3.2087
> @newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:
>
>>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:et2lne$f87$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>> Say, what happened to all those lovely cascades you formerly kept going?
>>
>> cmsix
>>
>>
>
> What are you calling a cascade?

Do I look like your dictionary noob?

cmsix

>
>
> --
> Dustin Cook
> Author of BugHunter - MalWare Removal Tool - V2.2
> web: http://bughunter.it-mate.co.uk - email:
> bughunter.dustin@gmail.com.removethis
> Pad: http://bughunter.it-mate.co.uk/pad.xml
>

[jovstar58@yahoo.com]

ny thing eles?

[Dustin Cook]

On Mar 13, 9:47 pm, "cmsix" <c...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Dustin Cook" <spamfilterineffect.see....@nowhere.com> wrote in message
>
> news:Xns98F2CDABE33EEHHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121.. .
>
> > "cmsix" <c...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:TY6Jh.9354$jx3.2087
> > @newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:
>
> >> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:et2lne$f87$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com. ..
>
> >> Say, what happened to all those lovely cascades you formerly kept going?
>
> >> cmsix
>
> > What are you calling a cascade?
>
> Do I look like your dictionary noob?
>
> cmsix

Who are you calling a noob retard. did you forget posting this?

Can I have some opinions on the easiest way to block internet browsing
without blocking anything else in a workgroup type network?

I'm working in a Dentist's office and his office girls have taken to
browsing while he is drilling.

cmsix

I've just run across the second machine in a week that is stuck in a
reboot
loop. Even when trying safemode the machine reboots before the login
screen.

I gave up and reinstalled the first time, but I have a little more
time
available with this machine and I'm wondering if any of you have any
tips. I
know that stopping the "Automatically reboot" feature might help, but
I
don't know any way to change the setting when I can't get it booted in
any
mode at all.

Does anyone know which registry entry controls this. I can put the
drive in
another machine and try to change the setting that way if I knew what
it
was.

Any other hints or tips would be appreciated.

By the way. I can get a boot log but it is a pita to put the drive in
the
offending machine, choose bootlog during the reeboot, and then take it
out
and put it back into another machine to read the boot log.

cmsix

more of your assinine drivel:

I've never actually seen Zone Alarm's suite in operation. I've come
across
McAffe incarnations and invaribly there is some problem with it by the
time
I see it. They also seem to be a mortal pain to remove, thought I
can't
vouch for the fact they were installed correctly in the first place,
since
I'd never do such a thing.

I did use Norton Antivirus back in 2001 2002 when they used to be
shipped
with certain motherboards I used, but by this late date Norton
products
remind me of the old redneck saying aound my location. It seems like
you're
tyring to cut a fat hog in the ass every time you deal with Norton.

>From your google profile, your an avid alt.sex poster... Certainly not
a full time computer technician...
Stick to what the **** you do know, writing sex novels, leave the
computer stuff to those of us who aren't halfwits.

--
Dustin Cook
Author of BugHunter
http://bughunter.it-mate.co.uk

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

"Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173883494.233256.318320@b75g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com
> On Mar 13, 9:47 pm, "cmsix" <c...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> "Dustin Cook" <spamfilterineffect.see....@nowhere.com> wrote in
>> message
>>
>> news:Xns98F2CDABE33EEHHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121.. .
>>
>>> "cmsix" <c...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:TY6Jh.9354$jx3.2087
>>> @newssvr25.news.prodigy.net:
>>
>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:et2lne$f87$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>>>> Say, what happened to all those lovely cascades you formerly kept
>>>> going?
>>
>>>> cmsix
>>
>>> What are you calling a cascade?
>>
>> Do I look like your dictionary noob?
>>
>> cmsix
>
> Who are you calling a noob retard. did you forget posting this?

You have an essential misunderstanding about what he means by noob, you
clueless noob.

<snipped repost>

--
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