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  1. #1
    miguel Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS!Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Meat Plow wrote:
    > miguel wrote:
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou low-life common laugher. Thou saucy
    >>> remorseless. Thou ineffectual fellow of no merits. Thou boozy manikin.
    >>> Ye brown-nosed and ye whined:


    >>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:


    >>>>>> Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
    >>>>>> after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
    >>>>>> field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!
    >>>>> Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the
    >>>>> support and vote of confidence.
    >>>> It's a shame this wasn't awarded posthumously, *****.
    >>> Aw, poor you.


    >>> Say, Cranston, you do realise that you spewed 4k of froth at Kali in one
    >>> post, don't you?


    >>>
    >>> Of course there is variance in application of standards across
    >>> individuals and situations. Of course this isn't a black and white
    >>> issue. Very few things are. But what the **** does that have to do with
    >>> the double standard I identified?

    >>> Again: the kook crew here feels free to netkop somebody about the BI,
    >>> but if you contact an ISP about TOS violations re content, that's
    >>> verboten. If I were to contact Snarky's provider about his insults,
    >>> suddenly I'm a netkkkopper. It's freaky stupid is what it is. Yet nearly
    >>> everybody here has bought into it.


    >>> These mores are adopted to insulate those who engage in ****ty behavior
    >>> from the consequences of their behavior. It's the same with taking
    >>> usenet to real life. Suppose somebody hides behind their keyboard
    >>> calling an enemy all sorts of rancid names and making all sorts of
    >>> outlandish claims. It's considered kooky to drag that person's ass from
    >>> behind his keyboard and kick the **** out of him. The reason this
    >>> standard exists is merely to protect that cowardly ******* that engages
    >>> in this behavior. Such a standard exists nowhere else. What could
    >>> possibly justify this standard?


    >>> Well, psychology isn't a real science, so I understand your inferiority
    >>> complex and your need to sound like you're educated.


    >>> What's next? Suggesting I need anger management?


    >>> LOL.


    >>> Also, your pants are on fire. By the next post I'm quite sure they'll be
    >>> hanging over the telephone wire.


    >>> There is a difference between "presume" and "assume." One with your
    >>> academic credentials should surely understand this.


    >>> A real scientist would recognize that curves tend toward steep or flat.
    >>> Curves aren't slow or fast. But you are a psychologist so this is
    >>> probably new to you. Since you are so proud of your advanced database of
    >>> knowledge perhaps you should add this little factoid to it. Next time
    >>> you want to insult somebody by referencing his or her learning curve,
    >>> the more precise (and precision is your paramount desire, we know) way
    >>> to do it would be to suggest that they have a flat learning curve.
    >>> Mathematically you could represent this as Y=0. This is, incidentally,
    >>> Joan GriffinTHAL's learning curve.


    >>> This is about as hard as doing reverse psychology on my grandson. When
    >>> he was two.


    >>> Well, are you?


    >>> Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.


    >>> Tick tock.


    >>> Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.


    >>> Tick tock.


    >>> Feel free to provide them.


    >>> Tick tock.


    >>> Not true. Your first less than friendly act was to respond with feigned
    >>> politeness to my original question. I responded to that with equally
    >>> feigned politeness, mirroring yours. Next, you asked your loaded, er,
    >>> pointed question that implied your belief I was paranoid -- definitely
    >>> kookbait. I responded pedantically in order to return the insult. We've
    >>> traded insults pretty equally from there, although in my opinion I'm
    >>> certainly winning on points because mine are so much more clever, witty
    >>> and cutting than yours.


    >>> Sniggler^wSchoolmarm please!


    >>> Your tendency to project disliked parts of yourself onto me is well
    >>> evidenced in this thread.


    >>> tee hee!


    >>> miguel
    >>>

    >>>
    >>> You have k0oK tattooed in 2" high letters on your steeply sloping forehead.
    >>>
    >>> Kookle Search Results
    >>> 2 matches for "cranston".
    >>>
    >>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston
    >>> Busted Urinal Award
    >>>
    >>> Mike "Miguel" Cranston, trained by Bookman
    >>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
    >>>
    >>> Oh. You have room to grow too.
    >>>

    >> Wow, *****, a little eight word sentence sure got you frothing! How much
    >> time did you spend on the cut and paste?
    >>
    >> miguel

    >
    > The majority of said froth was a quote of your post.


    You'd probably accuse the danimal of frothing. Quantity is not a sound
    measure of emotional content. Most of you people are too dumb to realize
    this, or too invested in using your fagboi retard nerd gimp weapons to
    care. You surely aren't intellectually honest enough to acknowledge that
    I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.

    What would that say about her posts?

  2. #2
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
    pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
    fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:

    > I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
    >
    > What would that say about her posts?


    <aside>
    Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

  3. #3
    miguel Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS!Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
    > pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
    > fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
    >
    >> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
    >>
    >> What would that say about her posts?

    >
    > <aside>
    > Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.


    Translation: He shoots! He scores!

    hth he-*****

    miguel


  4. #4
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight. Thou
    figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and ye
    meowed:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
    >> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
    >> fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
    >>
    >>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
    >>>
    >>> What would that say about her posts?

    >>
    >> <aside>
    >> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.

    >
    > Translation: He shoots! He scores!


    #1.

    > hth he-*****


    #4.

    > miguel


    1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
    etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
    delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
    around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
    2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
    3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
    edit, context snip, etc.
    4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
    father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
    newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
    village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, **** you,
    **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
    5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
    excretions, masturbation etc.
    6. blink (clueless)
    7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
    8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
    9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
    hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
    then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
    10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.

    Your score so far:

    1. ###
    2.
    3. #
    4. ###
    5.
    6. #
    7. ##
    8.
    9.
    10.

    4 posts, 10 lames.

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

  5. #5
    miguel Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS!Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight. Thou
    > figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and ye
    > meowed:
    >
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
    >>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
    >>> fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
    >>>
    >>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
    >>>>
    >>>> What would that say about her posts?
    >>> <aside>
    >>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.

    >> Translation: He shoots! He scores!

    >
    > #1.
    >
    >> hth he-*****

    >
    > #4.
    >
    >> miguel

    >
    > 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
    > etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
    > delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
    > around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
    > 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
    > 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
    > edit, context snip, etc.
    > 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
    > father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
    > newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
    > village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, **** you,
    > **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
    > 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
    > excretions, masturbation etc.
    > 6. blink (clueless)
    > 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
    > 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
    > 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
    > hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
    > then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
    > 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
    >
    > Your score so far:
    >
    > 1. ###
    > 2.
    > 3. #
    > 4. ###
    > 5.
    > 6. #
    > 7. ##
    > 8.
    > 9.
    > 10.
    >
    > 4 posts, 10 lames.
    >

    Good work there he-*****. Can you go back over my past 10 years of
    posting and make up a scorecard? I've got to head out for awhile, but
    I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.

    hth he-*****

    miguel

  6. #6
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou theme of all our scorns. Thou
    dog-hearted, shrill-gorged fruit bat. Thou begrimed soft-bellied toad.
    Thou befogged friend of an ill fashion. Ye sickened and ye fussed:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight.
    >> Thou figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and
    >> ye meowed:
    >>
    >>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
    >>>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
    >>>> fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
    >>>>
    >>>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> What would that say about her posts?
    >>>> <aside>
    >>>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.
    >>> Translation: He shoots! He scores!

    >>
    >> #1.
    >>
    >>> hth he-*****

    >>
    >> #4.
    >>
    >>> miguel

    >>
    >> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
    >> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
    >> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
    >> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
    >> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
    >> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
    >> edit, context snip, etc.
    >> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
    >> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
    >> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
    >> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature, paedophile,
    >> head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur,
    >> nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
    >> vagina, bodily
    >> excretions, masturbation etc.
    >> 6. blink (clueless)
    >> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
    >> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
    >> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
    >> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
    >> then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
    >> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
    >>
    >> Your score so far:
    >>
    >> 1. ###
    >> 2.
    >> 3. #
    >> 4. ###
    >> 5.
    >> 6. #
    >> 7. ##
    >> 8.
    >> 9.
    >> 10.
    >>
    >> 4 posts, 10 lames.
    >>

    > Good work there he-*****.


    #4.

    > Can you go back over my past 10 years of posting and make
    > up a scorecard?


    #3.

    > I've got to head out for awhile,


    #9.

    > but
    > I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.


    #9.

    > hth he-*****


    1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
    etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
    delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
    around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
    2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
    3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
    edit, context snip, etc.
    4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
    father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
    newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
    village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, **** you,
    **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
    5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
    excretions, masturbation etc.
    6. blink (clueless)
    7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
    8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
    9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
    hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
    then? That proves my point. Get a life. Yawn, etc.
    10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.

    Your score so far:

    1. ###
    2.
    3. ##
    4. ####
    5.
    6. #
    7. ##
    8.
    9. ##
    10. #

    Plus the #10 you weren't awarded for your earlier autoflame.

    5 posts, 15 lames. "Read cranston. 3 lames in every post!"

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

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