DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

[Maximum Dog3]

Mrs. K-Lucifer Hell's hag wrote:

> If my parents had checked for homosexuals under their bed before they got ziggy with each other,
> I would not be here and that would have been a good thing. It didn't happen and I am a plague.

[Porsche Monkey For Life]

On the long hot summer day of Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:51:16 +0000, Maximum
Dog dribbled:
> Kadaitcha Woman a hag a worthless no count hag wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> <You're just a worthless dramatics dancer and a hag that should retire,
> but you're just too stupid to do it.>
>
> <Let me remind you as to just what you are.>
>
> <http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Kadaitcha_Dancers>
>
> <plank>

Then allow me to remind you of whom *you* are:

Kookle Search Results

4 matches for "Duane".

Duane Arnold

Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2006
Busted Urinal Award
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Goofy Azzed Babboon

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Duane

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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew

So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.

Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

Grading scale follows questions.

Have they ever :

1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.

2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.

3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*

4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".

5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.

6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.

7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.

8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.

9. Made a spelling flame. (*)

10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.

11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)

12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.

13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.

In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.

2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"

3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.

4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.

5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.

6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.

7. Defended a well known kook.

8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.

9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.

10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.

11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.

12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')

13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.

In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.

1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.

2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.

3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.

4. Mail-bombed anyone.

5. Spammed a newsgroup.

6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.

7. Lost an account due to abuse.

8. Won a kook award.

9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)

(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)

10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.

11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.

12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.

13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.

14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?

(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.

(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.

Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.

11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.

26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.

36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.

51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.

[Kadaitcha Man]

Maximum Dog3 <MaximumDog3@Dog3.com> Thou *****son dog. Thou cancerous,
bat-fowling devilish slave. Thou herring without a roe. Thou dumb,
droning false-professor. Ye reproved and ye dripped:

> <????????>

<aside>
DUHane gets breviloquent about himself.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

[miguel]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou theme of all our scorns. Thou
> dog-hearted, shrill-gorged fruit bat. Thou begrimed soft-bellied toad.
> Thou befogged friend of an ill fashion. Ye sickened and ye fussed:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight.
>>> Thou figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and
>>> ye meowed:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
>>>>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy, blue-haired
>>>>> fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What would that say about her posts?
>>>>> <aside>
>>>>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.
>>>> Translation: He shoots! He scores!
>>> #1.
>>>
>>>> hth he-*****
>>> #4.
>>>
>>>> miguel
>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
>>> edit, context snip, etc.
>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature, paedophile,
>>> head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur,
>>> nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>>> vagina, bodily
>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>>> then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>
>>> Your score so far:
>>>
>>> 1. ###
>>> 2.
>>> 3. #
>>> 4. ###
>>> 5.
>>> 6. #
>>> 7. ##
>>> 8.
>>> 9.
>>> 10.
>>>
>>> 4 posts, 10 lames.
>>>
>> Good work there he-*****.
>
> #4.
>
>> Can you go back over my past 10 years of posting and make
>> up a scorecard?
>
> #3.
>
>> I've got to head out for awhile,
>
> #9.
>
>> but
>> I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.
>
> #9.
>
>> hth he-*****
>
> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
> edit, context snip, etc.
> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
> father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe, loser, child,
> village idiot, immature, paedophile, head > groin, **** you,
> **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc.
> 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, vagina, bodily
> excretions, masturbation etc.
> 6. blink (clueless)
> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
> then? That proves my point. Get a life. Yawn, etc.
> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>
> Your score so far:
>
> 1. ###
> 2.
> 3. ##
> 4. ####
> 5.
> 6. #
> 7. ##
> 8.
> 9. ##
> 10. #
>
> Plus the #10 you weren't awarded for your earlier autoflame.
>
> 5 posts, 15 lames. "Read cranston. 3 lames in every post!"
>
I'd say the Hammer of Thor needs re-tempering badly.

[Kadaitcha Man]

miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou lying'st knave in christendom. I do
repent the tedious minutes I with thee have spent. Thou jarring ruinous
butt. Thou cockeyed crab-tree. Ye burbled and ye quacked:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou theme of all our scorns. Thou
>> dog-hearted, shrill-gorged fruit bat. Thou begrimed soft-bellied
>> toad. Thou befogged friend of an ill fashion. Ye sickened and ye
>> fussed:
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight.
>>>> Thou figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and
>>>> ye meowed:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
>>>>>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy,
>>>>>> blue-haired fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What would that say about her posts?
>>>>>> <aside>
>>>>>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.
>>>>> Translation: He shoots! He scores!
>>>> #1.
>>>>
>>>>> hth he-*****
>>>> #4.
>>>>
>>>>> miguel
>>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>>>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>>>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>>>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
>>>> Post edit, context snip, etc.
>>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature,
>>>> paedophile, head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu,
>>>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis,
>>>> faecal matter,
>>>> urine, vagina, bodily
>>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>>>> then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
>>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>>
>>>> Your score so far:
>>>>
>>>> 1. ###
>>>> 2.
>>>> 3. #
>>>> 4. ###
>>>> 5.
>>>> 6. #
>>>> 7. ##
>>>> 8.
>>>> 9.
>>>> 10.
>>>>
>>>> 4 posts, 10 lames.
>>>>
>>> Good work there he-*****.
>>
>> #4.
>>
>>> Can you go back over my past 10 years of posting and make
>>> up a scorecard?
>>
>> #3.
>>
>>> I've got to head out for awhile,
>>
>> #9.
>>
>>> but
>>> I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.
>>
>> #9.
>>
>>> hth he-*****
>>
>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
>> edit, context snip, etc.
>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature, paedophile,
>> head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur,
>> nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>> vagina, bodily
>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>> 6. blink (clueless)
>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>> then? That proves my point. Get a life. Yawn, etc.
>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>
>> Your score so far:
>>
>> 1. ###
>> 2.
>> 3. ##
>> 4. ####
>> 5.
>> 6. #
>> 7. ##
>> 8.
>> 9. ##
>> 10. #
>>
>> Plus the #10 you weren't awarded for your earlier autoflame.
>>
>> 5 posts, 15 lames. "Read cranston. 3 lames in every post!"
>>
> I'd say<*****SLAP>

Perhaps you mistook me for someone who gives a **** about what you say.

> the Hammer of Thor needs re-tempering badly.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

[Maximum Dog3]

Mrs. K-Lucifer the hag from Hell wrote:

<snipped>

<What was it before?>

[Maximum Dog3]

Hammy-man wrote:

<snipped>

<Maybe that's Spammy-man and not Hammy-man and you don't like spam.>

[miguel]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou lying'st knave in christendom. I do
> repent the tedious minutes I with thee have spent. Thou jarring ruinous
> butt. Thou cockeyed crab-tree. Ye burbled and ye quacked:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou theme of all our scorns. Thou
>>> dog-hearted, shrill-gorged fruit bat. Thou begrimed soft-bellied
>>> toad. Thou befogged friend of an ill fashion. Ye sickened and ye
>>> fussed:
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by moonlight.
>>>>> Thou figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency. Ye gagged and
>>>>> ye meowed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
>>>>>>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy,
>>>>>>> blue-haired fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What would that say about her posts?
>>>>>>> <aside>
>>>>>>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.
>>>>>> Translation: He shoots! He scores!
>>>>> #1.
>>>>>
>>>>>> hth he-*****
>>>>> #4.
>>>>>
>>>>>> miguel
>>>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>>>>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>>>>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>>>>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>>>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
>>>>> Post edit, context snip, etc.
>>>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature,
>>>>> paedophile, head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu,
>>>>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis,
>>>>> faecal matter,
>>>>> urine, vagina, bodily
>>>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>>>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>>>>> then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
>>>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>>>
>>>>> Your score so far:
>>>>>
>>>>> 1. ###
>>>>> 2.
>>>>> 3. #
>>>>> 4. ###
>>>>> 5.
>>>>> 6. #
>>>>> 7. ##
>>>>> 8.
>>>>> 9.
>>>>> 10.
>>>>>
>>>>> 4 posts, 10 lames.
>>>>>
>>>> Good work there he-*****.
>>> #4.
>>>
>>>> Can you go back over my past 10 years of posting and make
>>>> up a scorecard?
>>> #3.
>>>
>>>> I've got to head out for awhile,
>>> #9.
>>>
>>>> but
>>>> I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.
>>> #9.
>>>
>>>> hth he-*****
>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win. Post
>>> edit, context snip, etc.
>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature, paedophile,
>>> head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu, geriatric, amateur,
>>> nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>>> vagina, bodily
>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>>> then? That proves my point. Get a life. Yawn, etc.
>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>
>>> Your score so far:
>>>
>>> 1. ###
>>> 2.
>>> 3. ##
>>> 4. ####
>>> 5.
>>> 6. #
>>> 7. ##
>>> 8.
>>> 9. ##
>>> 10. #
>>>
>>> Plus the #10 you weren't awarded for your earlier autoflame.
>>>
>>> 5 posts, 15 lames. "Read cranston. 3 lames in every post!"
>>>
>> I'd say<*****SLAP>
>
> Perhaps you mistook me for someone who gives a **** about what you say.

Well you did care enough to do several iterations of your incredibly
stupid checklist lame. That says something, he-*****.
>
>> the Hammer of Thor needs re-tempering badly.
>

[Kadaitcha Man]

miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou hot-headed caitiff recreant. Thou
infectious slipper and subtle knave. Thou bacon-fed knave. Thou
folly-fallen, self-centred infidel. Ye bellyached and ye ululated:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou lying'st knave in christendom. I do
>> repent the tedious minutes I with thee have spent. Thou jarring
>> ruinous butt. Thou cockeyed crab-tree. Ye burbled and ye quacked:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou theme of all our scorns. Thou
>>>> dog-hearted, shrill-gorged fruit bat. Thou begrimed soft-bellied
>>>> toad. Thou befogged friend of an ill fashion. Ye sickened and ye
>>>> fussed:
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou base bondsman. Ill-met by
>>>>>> moonlight. Thou figure pedantical. Thou is open to incontinency.
>>>>>> Ye gagged and ye meowed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou measureless liar. Thou callow,
>>>>>>>> pork-bellied rank-scented meiny. Thou dam. Thou greasy,
>>>>>>>> blue-haired fever blister. Ye fussed and ye proscribed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I pretty much matched Kali in output word for word.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What would that say about her posts?
>>>>>>>> <aside>
>>>>>>>> Meh. cranston tries for a narcissism hit by stealth.
>>>>>>> Translation: He shoots! He scores!
>>>>>> #1.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hth he-*****
>>>>>> #4.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> miguel
>>>>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance,
>>>>>> owned etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy.
>>>>>> You are delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You
>>>>>> follow me around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see,
>>>>>> monkey do. 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
>>>>>> Post edit, context snip, etc.
>>>>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>>>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>>>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature,
>>>>>> paedophile, head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu,
>>>>>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus,
>>>>>> penis, faecal matter,
>>>>>> urine, vagina, bodily
>>>>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>>>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension
>>>>>> lame. 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>>>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the
>>>>>> answer then? That proves my point. Get a life, etc.
>>>>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your score so far:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 1. ###
>>>>>> 2.
>>>>>> 3. #
>>>>>> 4. ###
>>>>>> 5.
>>>>>> 6. #
>>>>>> 7. ##
>>>>>> 8.
>>>>>> 9.
>>>>>> 10.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 4 posts, 10 lames.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Good work there he-*****.
>>>> #4.
>>>>
>>>>> Can you go back over my past 10 years of posting and make
>>>>> up a scorecard?
>>>> #3.
>>>>
>>>>> I've got to head out for awhile,
>>>> #9.
>>>>
>>>>> but
>>>>> I'll look forward to seeing your research when I return.
>>>> #9.
>>>>
>>>>> hth he-*****
>>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win. (dance, owned
>>>> etc.) You are my *****. Spank. You are my toy. You are
>>>> delusional. You love me. You are jealous. You follow me
>>>> around. You are obsessed. YHBT. Monkey see, monkey do.
>>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore I win.
>>>> Post edit, context snip, etc.
>>>> 4. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>> brother, father. Cock sucker, *******, brain damaged,
>>>> retard, jackass, newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring,
>>>> asswipe, loser, child, village idiot, immature,
>>>> paedophile, head > groin, **** you, **** off, stfu,
>>>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate etc. 5. Testicles, anus, penis,
>>>> faecal matter,
>>>> urine, vagina, bodily
>>>> excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>>> 7. Nazi, MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation, comprehension lame.
>>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI. Lame by proxy, truth
>>>> hurts, takes one to know one. So you don't know the answer
>>>> then? That proves my point. Get a life. Yawn, etc.
>>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke, Autoflame.
>>>>
>>>> Your score so far:
>>>>
>>>> 1. ###
>>>> 2.
>>>> 3. ##
>>>> 4. ####
>>>> 5.
>>>> 6. #
>>>> 7. ##
>>>> 8.
>>>> 9. ##
>>>> 10. #
>>>>
>>>> Plus the #10 you weren't awarded for your earlier autoflame.
>>>>
>>>> 5 posts, 15 lames. "Read cranston. 3 lames in every post!"
>>>>
>>> I'd say<*****SLAP>
>>
>> Perhaps you mistook me for someone who gives a **** about what you
>> say.
>
> Well you did care enough to do several iterations of your incredibly
> stupid checklist lame. That says something, he-*****.

Correction. It's a checklist of your incredibly stupid lames.

>>> the Hammer of Thor needs re-tempering badly.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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[Kadaitcha Man]

Cam-man <none@this.time> Thou rampallian. What a fool art thou, a
rampaging fool, to brag and stamp and swear. Thou horse's feedbag. Thou
tardy-gaited, spur-galled scorn of women. Ye gnarred and ye groused:

> Kadaitcha Man inspired greatness with:
>
>> Maximum Dog <MaximumDog@Dog.com> Thou white-livered and red-faced
>> slug. There is no more valour in that Poins than in a wild duck.
>> Thou hideous filth as thou art. Thou idle-headed addicted so and so.
>> Ye screaked and ye expelled:
>>
>>> Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:
>>>
>>>> <chucks skeletons>
>>>> My Master Lucifer told me to FETCH his slippers and be a good
>>>> *grrl*.
>>
>> There go all the claims you made about never reading my posts,
>> DUHanetard.
>>
>> <chucks bone>
>> FETCH!
>
>
> HAHAHA!! She went for the BONE!

You expected something other than a Pavlovian response from one of my pet
kooks?

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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