Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> Thou
ass-head. In swinish sleep their drenched natures lie. Thou bawdy rude
despiser of good manners. Thou milk-livered carry-tale. Ye poured forth
and ye spritzed:

> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>
> 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
> 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 03 votes Double-A
> 02 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
> and K-Man. Pathetic.

Crikey, Dustfart, you garnered nearly 60% of the voting public's ire. Way to
go.

Kookle Search Results
4 matches for "Dustin Cook".

Dustin Cook
Kook of the Month, September 2006
Coward of the Month, September 2006
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, February 2007
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #22

> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is...DUANE ARNOLD!
>
> 12 votes Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
> 11 votes nightbat of alt.astronomy
> 02 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, DUH-ane! Your attempts at laming Kadaitcha Man were
> so putrid that the voters judged them to smell worse than one of the
> most persistent poast editors AUK has seen in many a year.

Hey, DUHane, yet another ko0k award to add to your collection. Of course, it
goes without needing to be said that you won't understand the definitive
relationship between your posts and the stench of a broken pissoir in a
Paris high street.

> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is...Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
>
> 19 votes YES
> 01 votes NO
>
> Congratulations again, DUH-ane! Did you really think you could fool
> anyone with that smelly sock of yours?

BWAHAHAHAHA! 19 votes out of 20, DUHane. The number is directly
proportional to your patheticism.

Kookle Search Results
4 matches for "Duane Arnold".

Duane Arnold
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2006
Busted Urinal Award
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Goofy Azzed Babboon

> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winner is...KADAITCHA MAN!
>
> 12 votes Kadaitcha Man
> 09 votes Charlotte L. Blackmer
> 06 votes Snarky
> 00 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
> after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
> field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!

Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the support and
vote of confidence.


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September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

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