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  1. #1
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> Thou
    ass-head. In swinish sleep their drenched natures lie. Thou bawdy rude
    despiser of good manners. Thou milk-livered carry-tale. Ye poured forth
    and ye spritzed:

    > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    >
    > The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
    >
    > 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
    > 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
    > 03 votes Double-A
    > 02 votes None of the above
    >
    > Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
    > and K-Man. Pathetic.


    Crikey, Dustfart, you garnered nearly 60% of the voting public's ire. Way to
    go.

    Kookle Search Results
    4 matches for "Dustin Cook".

    Dustin Cook
    Kook of the Month, September 2006
    Coward of the Month, September 2006
    Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, February 2007
    Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #22

    > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    >
    > The winner is...DUANE ARNOLD!
    >
    > 12 votes Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
    > 11 votes nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > 02 votes Neither of the above
    >
    > Congratulations, DUH-ane! Your attempts at laming Kadaitcha Man were
    > so putrid that the voters judged them to smell worse than one of the
    > most persistent poast editors AUK has seen in many a year.


    Hey, DUHane, yet another ko0k award to add to your collection. Of course, it
    goes without needing to be said that you won't understand the definitive
    relationship between your posts and the stench of a broken pissoir in a
    Paris high street.

    > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
    >
    > The winner is...Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
    >
    > 19 votes YES
    > 01 votes NO
    >
    > Congratulations again, DUH-ane! Did you really think you could fool
    > anyone with that smelly sock of yours?


    BWAHAHAHAHA! 19 votes out of 20, DUHane. The number is directly
    proportional to your patheticism.

    Kookle Search Results
    4 matches for "Duane Arnold".

    Duane Arnold
    Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, September 2006
    Busted Urinal Award
    Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
    Goofy Azzed Babboon

    > HAMMER OF THOR
    >
    > The winner is...KADAITCHA MAN!
    >
    > 12 votes Kadaitcha Man
    > 09 votes Charlotte L. Blackmer
    > 06 votes Snarky
    > 00 votes None of the above
    >
    > Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
    > after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
    > field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!


    Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the support and
    vote of confidence.


    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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  2. #2
    Maximum Dog Guest

    Re: BONE ON THE HAG HAS BEEN STRUCK! OUCH!!!!!!!!!

    Kadaitcha Woman a hag of many faces wrote:

    <You're just an old worthless dancer.>

    <VBG>

  3. #3
    miguel Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS!Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:

    >> Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
    >> after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
    >> field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!

    >
    > Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the support and
    > vote of confidence.


    It's a shame this wasn't awarded posthumously, *****.

    miguel



  4. #4
    Maximum Dog Guest

    Re: THE ONLY WINNER! IT'S THE INTERNET HAG AWARD FOREVER FOR THELUNATIC KISSING HER OWN ASS .. KADAITCHA-HAG!

    Kadaitcha Woman a hag of many faces wrote:

    > Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for seeing me for the
    > silly and sleepless ***** that I am. I know no one has any confidence in my game.
    >
    >


  5. #5
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou low-life common laugher. Thou saucy
    remorseless. Thou ineffectual fellow of no merits. Thou boozy manikin.
    Ye brown-nosed and ye whined:

    > Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >
    >>> Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
    >>> after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
    >>> field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!

    >>
    >> Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the
    >> support and vote of confidence.

    >
    > It's a shame this wasn't awarded posthumously, *****.


    Aw, poor you.

    Say, Cranston, you do realise that you spewed 4k of froth at Kali in one
    post, don't you?

    Of course there is variance in application of standards across
    individuals and situations. Of course this isn't a black and white
    issue. Very few things are. But what the **** does that have to do with
    the double standard I identified?

    Again: the kook crew here feels free to netkop somebody about the BI,
    but if you contact an ISP about TOS violations re content, that's
    verboten. If I were to contact Snarky's provider about his insults,
    suddenly I'm a netkkkopper. It's freaky stupid is what it is. Yet nearly
    everybody here has bought into it.

    These mores are adopted to insulate those who engage in ****ty behavior
    from the consequences of their behavior. It's the same with taking
    usenet to real life. Suppose somebody hides behind their keyboard
    calling an enemy all sorts of rancid names and making all sorts of
    outlandish claims. It's considered kooky to drag that person's ass from
    behind his keyboard and kick the **** out of him. The reason this
    standard exists is merely to protect that cowardly ******* that engages
    in this behavior. Such a standard exists nowhere else. What could
    possibly justify this standard?

    Well, psychology isn't a real science, so I understand your inferiority
    complex and your need to sound like you're educated.

    What's next? Suggesting I need anger management?

    LOL.

    Also, your pants are on fire. By the next post I'm quite sure they'll be
    hanging over the telephone wire.

    There is a difference between "presume" and "assume." One with your
    academic credentials should surely understand this.

    A real scientist would recognize that curves tend toward steep or flat.
    Curves aren't slow or fast. But you are a psychologist so this is
    probably new to you. Since you are so proud of your advanced database of
    knowledge perhaps you should add this little factoid to it. Next time
    you want to insult somebody by referencing his or her learning curve,
    the more precise (and precision is your paramount desire, we know) way
    to do it would be to suggest that they have a flat learning curve.
    Mathematically you could represent this as Y=0. This is, incidentally,
    Joan GriffinTHAL's learning curve.

    This is about as hard as doing reverse psychology on my grandson. When
    he was two.

    Well, are you?

    Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.

    Tick tock.

    Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.

    Tick tock.

    Feel free to provide them.

    Tick tock.

    Not true. Your first less than friendly act was to respond with feigned
    politeness to my original question. I responded to that with equally
    feigned politeness, mirroring yours. Next, you asked your loaded, er,
    pointed question that implied your belief I was paranoid -- definitely
    kookbait. I responded pedantically in order to return the insult. We've
    traded insults pretty equally from there, although in my opinion I'm
    certainly winning on points because mine are so much more clever, witty
    and cutting than yours.

    Sniggler^wSchoolmarm please!

    Your tendency to project disliked parts of yourself onto me is well
    evidenced in this thread.

    tee hee!

    miguel
    You have k0oK tattooed in 2" high letters on your steeply sloping forehead.

    Kookle Search Results
    2 matches for "cranston".

    Mike "Miguel" Cranston
    Busted Urinal Award

    Mike "Miguel" Cranston, trained by Bookman
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle

    Oh. You have room to grow too.

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

  6. #6
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: THE ONLY WINNER! IT'S THE INTERNET HAG AWARD FOREVER FOR THE LUNATIC KISSING HER OWN ASS .. KADAITCHA-HAG!

    Maximum Dog <MaximumDog@Dog.com> Thou full-gorged notable-coward. Thou
    nauseating basest groom. Thou shallow-hearted boy. Thou rude-growing,
    legless pedant. Ye asserted and ye advocated:

    > Kadaitcha Woman a hag of many faces wrote:
    >
    >> Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for seeing
    >> me for the silly and sleepless ***** that I am. I know no one has
    >> any confidence in my game.


    <chucks bone>
    FETCH!

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

  7. #7
    Maximum Dog Guest

    Re: <Plank> hag <Plank>

    Kadaitcha Woman a hag a worthless no count hag wrote:

    <snipped>

    <You're just a worthless dramatics dancer and a hag that should retire,
    but you're just too stupid to do it.>

    <Let me remind you as to just what you are.>

    <http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Kadaitcha_Dancers>

    <plank>

  8. #8
    miguel Guest

    Re: DUHane Arnold and Dustfart k0oK scopp more awards (Re: WINNERS!Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

    Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    > miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> Thou low-life common laugher. Thou saucy
    > remorseless. Thou ineffectual fellow of no merits. Thou boozy manikin.
    > Ye brown-nosed and ye whined:
    >
    >> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
    >>
    >>>> Congratulations, Kadaitcha Man! I told you your luck would change
    >>>> after January. It certainly did, as you managed to defeat a strong
    >>>> field of worthy kookologists. All hail Kadaitcha Man!!!1!!
    >>> Woo Hoo! Commiserations to the others, and thanks to all for the
    >>> support and vote of confidence.

    >> It's a shame this wasn't awarded posthumously, *****.

    >
    > Aw, poor you.
    >
    > Say, Cranston, you do realise that you spewed 4k of froth at Kali in one
    > post, don't you?
    >
    >
    > Of course there is variance in application of standards across
    > individuals and situations. Of course this isn't a black and white
    > issue. Very few things are. But what the **** does that have to do with
    > the double standard I identified?
    >
    > Again: the kook crew here feels free to netkop somebody about the BI,
    > but if you contact an ISP about TOS violations re content, that's
    > verboten. If I were to contact Snarky's provider about his insults,
    > suddenly I'm a netkkkopper. It's freaky stupid is what it is. Yet nearly
    > everybody here has bought into it.
    >
    > These mores are adopted to insulate those who engage in ****ty behavior
    > from the consequences of their behavior. It's the same with taking
    > usenet to real life. Suppose somebody hides behind their keyboard
    > calling an enemy all sorts of rancid names and making all sorts of
    > outlandish claims. It's considered kooky to drag that person's ass from
    > behind his keyboard and kick the **** out of him. The reason this
    > standard exists is merely to protect that cowardly ******* that engages
    > in this behavior. Such a standard exists nowhere else. What could
    > possibly justify this standard?
    >
    > Well, psychology isn't a real science, so I understand your inferiority
    > complex and your need to sound like you're educated.
    >
    > What's next? Suggesting I need anger management?
    >
    > LOL.
    >
    > Also, your pants are on fire. By the next post I'm quite sure they'll be
    > hanging over the telephone wire.
    >
    > There is a difference between "presume" and "assume." One with your
    > academic credentials should surely understand this.
    >
    > A real scientist would recognize that curves tend toward steep or flat.
    > Curves aren't slow or fast. But you are a psychologist so this is
    > probably new to you. Since you are so proud of your advanced database of
    > knowledge perhaps you should add this little factoid to it. Next time
    > you want to insult somebody by referencing his or her learning curve,
    > the more precise (and precision is your paramount desire, we know) way
    > to do it would be to suggest that they have a flat learning curve.
    > Mathematically you could represent this as Y=0. This is, incidentally,
    > Joan GriffinTHAL's learning curve.
    >
    > This is about as hard as doing reverse psychology on my grandson. When
    > he was two.
    >
    > Well, are you?
    >
    > Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.
    >
    > Tick tock.
    >
    > Feel free to flesh out your claim with examples.
    >
    > Tick tock.
    >
    > Feel free to provide them.
    >
    > Tick tock.
    >
    > Not true. Your first less than friendly act was to respond with feigned
    > politeness to my original question. I responded to that with equally
    > feigned politeness, mirroring yours. Next, you asked your loaded, er,
    > pointed question that implied your belief I was paranoid -- definitely
    > kookbait. I responded pedantically in order to return the insult. We've
    > traded insults pretty equally from there, although in my opinion I'm
    > certainly winning on points because mine are so much more clever, witty
    > and cutting than yours.
    >
    > Sniggler^wSchoolmarm please!
    >
    > Your tendency to project disliked parts of yourself onto me is well
    > evidenced in this thread.
    >
    > tee hee!
    >
    > miguel
    >
    >
    > You have k0oK tattooed in 2" high letters on your steeply sloping forehead.
    >
    > Kookle Search Results
    > 2 matches for "cranston".
    >
    > Mike "Miguel" Cranston
    > Busted Urinal Award
    >
    > Mike "Miguel" Cranston, trained by Bookman
    > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
    >
    > Oh. You have room to grow too.
    >

    Wow, *****, a little eight word sentence sure got you frothing! How much
    time did you spend on the cut and paste?

    miguel

  9. #9
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: <Plank> hag <Plank>

    Maximum Dog <MaximumDog@Dog.com> Thou most poor credulous monster. Thou
    craven, stagnant stretch-mouthed rascal. Thou banditto slave. Hang cur,
    hang, you *****son, insolent noisemaker. Ye agonised and ye piped:

    > Kadaitcha Woman a hag a worthless no count hag wrote:
    >
    > <snipped>
    >
    > <You're just a worthless dramatics dancer and a hag that should
    > retire, but you're just too stupid to do it.>
    >
    > <Let me remind you as to just what you are.>
    >
    > <http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Kadaitcha_Dancers>
    >
    > <plank>


    <chucks bone>
    FETCH!

    --
    alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

    Vescere puter subgalia meis.

    "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
    alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
    AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

  10. #10
    Moog Guest

    Re: <Plank> hag <Plank>

    Maximum Dog illuminated the devils arse on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 23:51:16
    +0000, by typing:

    > You're just a worthless dramatics dancer


    Duane. Are you still spouting this dancing bollocks after frequently
    getting your arse kicked into next week?

    Fuxake. It's like lemmings revisited.

    --
    Moog

    http://www.last.fm/user/efcmoog/
    "Liquor in the Front. Poker in the Rear"

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