Congratulations, Dustin Cook, Pathetic Anal Pineapple (was Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007)

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

"Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173468885.975816.321360@q40g2000cwq.googlegr oups.com
> On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org>
>>> wrote in
>>> messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
>>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
>>>> </music>
>>
>>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007
>>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>
>>> <snipped>
>>
>>>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>
>>>> The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>>
>>>> 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
>>>> 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>>>> 03 votes Double-A
>>>> 02 votes None of the above
>>
>>>> Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over
>>>> Rhonda and K-Man. Pathetic.
>>
>>> Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
>>
>> Well done Dustbin!
>>
>> I knew that tagging you was going to
>> be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as
>> much rib-tickling material as I can this
>> weekend (10th - 11th March 2007) to your
>> webpage as I can...
>>
>> *lookout for*
>>
>> ! Abuse & Ko0KTHREATS
>> ! Technonumpkist & Skriddle Skrit
>> ! More About Dustbin Cook
>>
>> Your best fiend (or is that "you're?")
>>
>> 4Qhttp://fourq.host.sk/chars/Dustin_Cook/
>
>
> describe how a kooklogist can do anything but clump together with
> other
> kookologists and flagellate each other.

Um...they flagellated you, Mr. Pathetic Anal Pineapple.

> It's okay man, HHI has written something up on you too.

Where is it? Inquiring minds want to know.

> I'll make it easy for you to find the material. And to show you how
> much reach we have with the public...
> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

That's how much reach you have with the public, huh? Those page ranks
must make you dizzy, Dust****. Not.

> Your already 0wned punk*****.

I think not.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

[Dustin Cook]

On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> > "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote
> > in messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
> > > <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
> > > </music>
>
> > > The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007 Usenet
> > > Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> > <snipped>
>
> > > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> > > The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>
> > > 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
> > > 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> > > 03 votes Double-A
> > > 02 votes None of the above
>
> > > Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
> > > and K-Man. Pathetic.
>
> > Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
>
> Well done Dustin!

Thanks, 4Q.


> I knew that tagging you was going to
> be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as

Indeed, it would seem to be amusing for both sides. Here's a more
accurate url for your greetings in the new .nfo release files.
Anything else you'd like added? The typo is intentional, btw.

http://www.bitenova.nl/tt/355yv

Don't forget to download Neil Young, if you like that type of music.
It sounds great!

I won't flatter myself or the group by cut/pasting all the thank yous
for the fine rip we recieve... Ya sure, some will not approve of what
we do and side with you, but the majority of the people on the planet
will side with us. Good luck with your attack on HHI, may it be as
amusing for you as you had hoped.

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

"Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173553115.939138.183730@30g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com
> On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org>
>>> wrote in
>>> messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
>>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
>>>> </music>
>>
>>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007
>>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>
>>> <snipped>
>>
>>>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>
>>>> The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>>
>>>> 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
>>>> 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>>>> 03 votes Double-A
>>>> 02 votes None of the above
>>
>>>> Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over
>>>> Rhonda and K-Man. Pathetic.
>>
>>> Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
>>
>> Well done Dustin!
>
> Thanks, 4Q.
>
>
>> I knew that tagging you was going to
>> be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as
>
> Indeed, it would seem to be amusing for both sides. Here's a more
> accurate url for your greetings in the new .nfo release files.
> Anything else you'd like added? The typo is intentional, btw.
>
> http://www.bitenova.nl/tt/355yv

"The typo is intentional."

So what's the significance, Dustin? If it's intentional, it must mean
something, right?

> Don't forget to download Neil Young, if you like that type of music.
> It sounds great!
>
> I won't flatter myself or the group by cut/pasting all the thank yous
> for the fine rip we recieve... Ya sure, some will not approve of what
> we do and side with you, but the majority of the people on the planet
> will side with us.

The majority? Unlikely.

> Good luck with your attack on HHI, may it be as
> amusing for you as you had hoped.

So are you saying that you /are/ the sum total of HHI?

Y'know...I'll bet you are.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

[4Q]

Dustin Cook wrote:
> On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> > > "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote
> > > in messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
> > > > <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
> > > > </music>
> >
> > > > The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007 Usenet
> > > > Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
> >
> > > <snipped>
> >
> > > > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> >
> > > > The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
> >
> > > > 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
> > > > 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> > > > 03 votes Double-A
> > > > 02 votes None of the above
> >
> > > > Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
> > > > and K-Man. Pathetic.
> >
> > > Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
> >
> > Well done Dustin!
>
> Thanks, 4Q.

YouR'e wellcum

>
>
> > I knew that tagging you was going to
> > be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as
>
> Indeed, it would seem to be amusing for both sides. Here's a more
> accurate url for your greetings in the new .nfo release files.
> Anything else you'd like added? The typo is intentional, btw.
>
> http://www.bitenova.nl/tt/355yv

I don't know what the **** you are going
on about. Smoke less crack, dude :/

>
> Don't forget to download Neil Young, if you like that type of music.
> It sounds great!
>
> I won't flatter myself or the group by cut/pasting all the thank yous
> for the fine rip we recieve... Ya sure, some will not approve of what
> we do and side with you, but the majority of the people on the planet
> will side with us. Good luck with your attack on HHI, may it be as
> amusing for you as you had hoped.

My attack on HHI? I couldn't really give
a flying **** about your illegal pirate
group 'HHI'. If you were to show me where
all the good**** spoken about HHI is,
then it might raise my interest above
0.01... So please publish it into Usenet.
*imagine you see a hook dangling, if you
like*

Meanwhile back to the usenet archives,
they are cracking me up with all your
treading on dick con-trEadDicK'tions.


4Q
http://fourq.host.sk/chars/Dustin_Cook/

[Dustin Cook]

On Mar 10, 2:46 pm, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> Dustin Cook wrote:
> > On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > > Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> > > > "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote
> > > > in messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
> > > > > <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> > > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
> > > > > </music>
>
> > > > > The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007 Usenet
> > > > > Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> > > > <snipped>
>
> > > > > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> > > > > The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>
> > > > > 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
> > > > > 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> > > > > 03 votes Double-A
> > > > > 02 votes None of the above
>
> > > > > Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
> > > > > and K-Man. Pathetic.
>
> > > > Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
>
> > > Well done Dustin!
>
> > Thanks, 4Q.
>
> YouR'e wellcum
>
>
>
> > > I knew that tagging you was going to
> > > be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as
>
> > Indeed, it would seem to be amusing for both sides. Here's a more
> > accurate url for your greetings in the new .nfo release files.
> > Anything else you'd like added? The typo is intentional, btw.
>
> >http://www.bitenova.nl/tt/355yv
>
> I don't know what the **** you are going
> on about. Smoke less crack, dude :/

You don't? You should try clicking on the url before you suggest i'm
the one with a crack problem.
I said you were greeted in the new .nfo files, and you are.. If you
click the link and scroll to the bottom (where the greets is) your
stupid ass would see it.

Now, please, put the crack pipe down. Goto rehab or something if you
must.

> Meanwhile back to the usenet archives,

Another empty promise.

Where is the report on BugHunter you promised several weeks ago now?
Where is the BugScanner you promised several weeks ago now?
Where is the proof of BugHunter being a trojan you previously claimed
it is? your attempt to backpeddle and say well, it will be when the
time is right didn't go unnoticed, fish.

--
Dustin Cook
Author of BugHunter - MalWare Removal Tool v2.2
http://bughunter.it-mate.co.uk

[Kadaitcha Man]

Dustin Cook <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> Thou side-piercing sight. Thou
foul, good-for-nothing tongueless block. Thou puling cuckold. I will
chastise this high minded strumpet. Ye reported and ye fawned:

> Another empty promise.

It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
"BAWAHAHA"

Dustfart k0oK in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

[Art Deco]

Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:

>Dustin Cook <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> Thou side-piercing sight. Thou
>foul, good-for-nothing tongueless block. Thou puling cuckold. I will
>chastise this high minded strumpet. Ye reported and ye fawned:
>
>> Another empty promise.
>
>

>It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
>have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
>of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
>group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
>bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
>"BAWAHAHA"
>

>
>Dustfart k0oK in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>

ubercoder dustbin k0oK failed in his promise to reduce AUK to a smoking
crater. So sad.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

[Rhonda Lea Kirk]

"Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173596417.235204.107050@p10g2000cwp.googlegr oups.com
> On Mar 10, 2:46 pm, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
>> Dustin Cook wrote:
>>> On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>>>> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org>
>>>>> wrote in
>>>>> messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131
>>>>>> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
>>>>>> </music>
>>
>>>>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007
>>>>>> Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
>>
>>>>> <snipped>
>>
>>>>>> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>
>>>>>> The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>>
>>>>>> 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
>>>>>> 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>>>>>> 03 votes Double-A
>>>>>> 02 votes None of the above
>>
>>>>>> Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over
>>>>>> Rhonda and K-Man. Pathetic.
>>
>>>>> Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
>>
>>>> Well done Dustin!
>>
>>> Thanks, 4Q.
>>
>> YouR'e wellcum
>>
>>
>>
>>>> I knew that tagging you was going to
>>>> be worthwhile. I'll try and upload as
>>
>>> Indeed, it would seem to be amusing for both sides. Here's a more
>>> accurate url for your greetings in the new .nfo release files.
>>> Anything else you'd like added? The typo is intentional, btw.
>>
>>> http://www.bitenova.nl/tt/355yv
>>
>> I don't know what the **** you are going
>> on about. Smoke less crack, dude :/
>
> You don't? You should try clicking on the url before you suggest i'm
> the one with a crack problem.
> I said you were greeted in the new .nfo files, and you are..

No. He's "greated."

> If you
> click the link and scroll to the bottom (where the greets is) your
> stupid ass would see it.

He reads it, and what happens? He blows up?

> Now, please, put the crack pipe down. Goto rehab or something if you
> must.

Wow! That was really...um...

What are you on about now, Dustin?

>> Meanwhile back to the usenet archives,
>
> Another empty promise.
>
> Where is the report on BugHunter you promised several weeks ago now?
> Where is the BugScanner you promised several weeks ago now?
> Where is the proof of BugHunter being a trojan you previously claimed
> it is? your attempt to backpeddle and say well, it will be when the
> time is right didn't go unnoticed, fish.

The current pace seems just about right for this time of year.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay

[Kadaitcha Man]

Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> Thou obese scroyle. Thou grizzled geminy
of baboons. Thou worm's meat. Thou mouse. Ye chided and ye tattled:

> Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Dustin Cook <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> Thou side-piercing sight.
>> Thou foul, good-for-nothing tongueless block. Thou puling cuckold. I
>> will chastise this high minded strumpet. Ye reported and ye fawned:
>>
>>> Another empty promise.
>>
>>

>> It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really.
>> I have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a
>> cesspool of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to
>> make the group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why
>> nobody has bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming
>> engine.. "BAWAHAHA"
>>

>>
>> Dustfart k0oK in Message-ID:
>> <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>
>
> ubercoder dustbin k0oK failed in his promise to reduce AUK to a
> smoking crater. So sad.

Hell, he failed so miserably he didn't even get started.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

[4Q]

Dustin Cook wrote:
> On Mar 10, 2:46 pm, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > Dustin Cook wrote:
> > > On Mar 9, 10:31 am, "4Q" <paul_z...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
> > > > > "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrang...@caballista.org> wrote
> > > > > in messagenews:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204 .153.245.131

<snip>

Shut up Dusttard you ****ing mumbling koOK.


4Q
http://fourq.host.sk/chars/Dustin_Cook/