"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote
in message news:Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.24 5.131
> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ
> </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the February 2007 Usenet
> Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
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> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...DUSTIN "DUSTBIN" COOK!
>
> 14 votes Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
> 05 votes Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> 03 votes Double-A
> 02 votes None of the above
>
> Congratulations, Dustbin! I see you still haven't gotten over Rhonda
> and K-Man. Pathetic.
Yayyyyyyyyyyy! Dustin.
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> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is...WARHOL!
>
> 15 votes Warhol
> 06 votes Dustin Cook
> 00 votes Neither of the above
>
> Congratulations again, Mad Moor! It looks like, after all these
> months of being ignored, your screed became worth laug^H^H^H^Hreading.
I'm truly disappointed with your showing in this category. Please try to
do better the next time.
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--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay


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