Laptop:
Dell E1705

1.66Ghz Core Duo (waiting for core 2 price drop)
2Gb RAM
60Gb 7200RPM HD
NEC DVD burner
17" LCD

Desktop

Dell Dimension 5150
3.0Ghz P4 (looks like core 2 compatible mobo)
1.5Gb RAM (cheap)
80Gb stock HD + 320Gb seagate

crappy video on both