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Thread: Fw: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007

  1. 02-28-2007, 09:59 PM #1
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Fw: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007

    Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> Thou
    foolish gnat. Thou idle-headed, impatient tun of man. Thou
    wolvish-ravening lamb. Thou cockroach. Ye delivered and ye informed:

    Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2007 Usenet Kook
    Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

    * you are a notorious net.kook
    * you attempt to vote twice
    * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    * you vote for or against yourself
    * you vote in a thread other than this one
    * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    * you have officially been declared non-existent

    Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on March 8th to cast your votes.
    Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    BOBO AWARD
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    MySpace Hackers [Shaun Harrison & Saverio Mondelli]

    KOOK OF THE MONTH
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    David "Terri 'Tickle*****' DiSisto" D'Amato
    Ernie Primeau
    Warhol
    None of the above
    Abstain

    CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
    JTEM of alt.paranormal and alt.prophesies.nostradamus
    PorchMonkey4Life
    None of the above
    Abstain

    COWARD OF THE MONTH
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    Pamela K. Russell
    Sam "kompressor" Brown
    Steve Chaney
    None of the above
    Abstain

    LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    Dave Sharp a.k.a. Salvador Astucia
    Ernie Primeau
    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    Steve Chaney
    None of the above
    Abstain

    GOLDEN KILLFILE
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    PorchMonkey4Life
    None of the above
    Abstain

    JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    Double-A
    Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
    Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
    None of the above
    Abstain

    BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    Vito Kuhn & The Big-8 Management Board

    PALMJOB PADDLE
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    The Big-8 Management Board
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    nukleus
    Raymond Karczewski
    Steve Chaney
    None of the above
    Abstain

    VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    Andrew B. Chung
    Walter Mautner
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    Double-A
    Ernie Primeau
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    Catherine Burr

    SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
    Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    TAR & FEATHERS
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    Jay "****nozzle" Stevens, a.k.a. Jai Maharaj

    BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    Dustin Cook
    Warhol
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    Anthony X, a.k.a. "Sir Tony Brandy"
    nukleus
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    VistaJustWorks
    Vito Kuhn
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"

    KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska

    BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
    (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

    nightbat of alt.astronomy, trained by Art Deco
    PorchMonkey4Life, trained by Snarky
    Neither of the above
    Abstain

    PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

    talk.religion.vaishnava.dvaita [Sean Monaghan]

    HAMMER OF THOR
    (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

    Charlotte L. Blackmer
    Kadaitcha Man
    Snarky
    None of the above
    Abstain

    OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    (Vote for one or abstain)

    Dr. Andrew B. Chung
    nightbat of alt.astronomy
    Steve Chaney
    Abstain

    KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    (Vote for one or abstain)

    Azure
    Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    Abstain

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - '

    Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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    http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

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  2. 02-28-2007, 10:08 PM #2
    Kadaitcha Man Guest

    Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007

    Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> Thou wanton light of heart. Thou
    lump of foul deformity. Thou foolish idle boy. Thou hast not so much
    brain as ear wax. Ye groveled and ye derogated:

    > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> Thou
    > foolish gnat. Thou idle-headed, impatient tun of man. Thou
    > wolvish-ravening lamb. Thou cockroach. Ye delivered and ye informed:
    >
    > Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2007 Usenet Kook
    > Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    > burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    > Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
    >
    > * you are a notorious net.kook
    > * you attempt to vote twice
    > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    > * you vote for or against yourself
    > * you vote in a thread other than this one
    > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    > * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    > * you have officially been declared non-existent
    >
    > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    > until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on March 8th to cast your votes.
    > Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >
    > BOBO AWARD
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > MySpace Hackers [Shaun Harrison & Saverio Mondelli]
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES

    > KOOK OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > David "Terri 'Tickle*****' DiSisto" D'Amato
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Ernie Primeau
    > Warhol
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
    > JTEM of alt.paranormal and alt.prophesies.nostradamus
    > PorchMonkey4Life
    > None of the above
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Abstain
    >
    > COWARD OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > Pamela K. Russell
    > Sam "kompressor" Brown
    > Steve Chaney
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    > Dave Sharp a.k.a. Salvador Astucia
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Ernie Primeau
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > Steve Chaney
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GOLDEN KILLFILE
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > PorchMonkey4Life
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Double-A
    > Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Vito Kuhn & The Big-8 Management Board
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > PALMJOB PADDLE
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > The Big-8 Management Board
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > nukleus
    > Raymond Karczewski
    > Steve Chaney
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Andrew B. Chung
    > Walter Mautner
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Double-A
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Ernie Primeau
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Catherine Burr
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    >
    > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > TAR & FEATHERS
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Jay "****nozzle" Stevens, a.k.a. Jai Maharaj
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES

    > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Dustin Cook
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Warhol
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Anthony X, a.k.a. "Sir Tony Brandy"
    > nukleus
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > VistaJustWorks
    > Vito Kuhn
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
    >
    > BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy, trained by Art Deco
    > PorchMonkey4Life, trained by Snarky
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > talk.religion.vaishnava.dvaita [Sean Monaghan]
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > HAMMER OF THOR
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Charlotte L. Blackmer
    > Kadaitcha Man
    > Snarky
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ Abstain
    > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Dr. Andrew B. Chung
    > nightbat of alt.astronomy
    > Steve Chaney
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Abstain
    >
    > KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Azure
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
    > Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
    > Abstain
    >
    > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    > '
    >
    > Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
    > ---
    > The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
    > http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

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    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

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  3. 03-05-2007, 06:03 PM #3
    KadaichaMans_Mother@yahoo.com Guest

    "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er

    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou true-bred coward.
    Thou gnarling, manic false caterpillars. Thou fellow. Thou very toad.
    Ye illuminated and ye discoursed:

    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou gleeking fleapit. Thou
    under-fertile lousy
    knave. Thou gossipmonger. Thou insane, wood-headed frump. Ye prattled
    and ye skulked:

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  4. 03-06-2007, 05:23 AM #4
    KadaitchaMans_Mother2@yahoo.com Guest

    "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er

    Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!
    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou true-bred coward.
    Thou gnarling, manic false caterpillars. Thou fellow. Thou very toad.
    Ye illuminated and ye discoursed:

    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou gleeking fleapit. Thou
    under-fertile lousy
    knave. Thou gossipmonger. Thou insane, wood-headed frump. Ye prattled
    and ye skulked:

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  5. 03-06-2007, 05:24 AM #5
    KadaitchaMans_Mother2@yahoo.com Guest

    "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er

    Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!
    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou true-bred coward.
    Thou gnarling, manic false caterpillars. Thou fellow. Thou very toad.
    Ye illuminated and ye discoursed:

    "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou gleeking fleapit. Thou
    under-fertile lousy
    knave. Thou gossipmonger. Thou insane, wood-headed frump. Ye prattled
    and ye skulked:

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  6. 03-06-2007, 05:24 AM #6
    SameAsB4 Guest

    Re: "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er34


    <KadaitchaMans_Mother2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:1173176615.357793.237690@8g2000cwh.googlegrou ps.com...
    > Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!
    > "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou true-bred coward.
    > Thou gnarling, manic false caterpillars. Thou fellow. Thou very toad.
    > Ye illuminated and ye discoursed:
    >
    > "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou gleeking fleapit. Thou
    > under-fertile lousy
    > knave. Thou gossipmonger. Thou insane, wood-headed frump. Ye prattled
    > and ye skulked:
    >

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  7. 03-06-2007, 05:25 AM #7
    SameAsB4 Guest

    Re: "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er34


    <KadaitchaMans_Mother2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    news:1173176675.342632.36160@p10g2000cwp.googlegro ups.com...
    > Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!
    > "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou true-bred coward.
    > Thou gnarling, manic false caterpillars. Thou fellow. Thou very toad.
    > Ye illuminated and ye discoursed:
    >
    > "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> Thou gleeking fleapit. Thou
    > under-fertile lousy
    > knave. Thou gossipmonger. Thou insane, wood-headed frump. Ye prattled
    > and ye skulked:
    >

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  8. 03-07-2007, 06:20 AM #8
    Kali Guest

    Re: "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er

    In <1173176675.342632.36160@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups. com>,
    KadaitchaMans_Mother2@yahoo.com said:
    : Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!

    Your point being...?

    Kali
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  9. 03-12-2007, 07:14 AM #9
    Raving Guest

    Re: "Kadaitcha Man" is a mother****er

    On Mar 7, 6:20 am, Kali <k...@powder.keg> wrote:
    > In <1173176675.342632.36...@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups. com>,
    > KadaitchaMans_Moth...@yahoo.com said:
    > : Kadaitcha Man's a MOTHER ****ING BLOODY *******!
    >
    > Your point being...?
    Hate mail, maybe. ...

    >
    > Kali
    > --
    > "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
    > research, would it?"
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