Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> Thou wanton light of heart. Thou
lump of foul deformity. Thou foolish idle boy. Thou hast not so much
brain as ear wax. Ye groveled and ye derogated:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> Thou
> foolish gnat. Thou idle-headed, impatient tun of man. Thou
> wolvish-ravening lamb. Thou cockroach. Ye delivered and ye informed:
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2007 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on March 8th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> MySpace Hackers [Shaun Harrison & Saverio Mondelli]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> David "Terri 'Tickle*****' DiSisto" D'Amato
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Ernie Primeau
> Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
> JTEM of alt.paranormal and alt.prophesies.nostradamus
> PorchMonkey4Life
> None of the above
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Pamela K. Russell
> Sam "kompressor" Brown
> Steve Chaney
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
> Dave Sharp a.k.a. Salvador Astucia
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Ernie Primeau
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> PorchMonkey4Life
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A
> Dustin "Dustbin" Cook
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Vito Kuhn & The Big-8 Management Board
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> The Big-8 Management Board
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> nukleus
> Raymond Karczewski
> Steve Chaney
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Walter Mautner
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Double-A
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Ernie Primeau
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> George "Fluty" Mahoney of rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Jay "****nozzle" Stevens, a.k.a. Jai Maharaj
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Dustin Cook
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Anthony X, a.k.a. "Sir Tony Brandy"
> nukleus
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> VistaJustWorks
> Vito Kuhn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> nightbat of alt.astronomy, trained by Art Deco
> PorchMonkey4Life, trained by Snarky
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> talk.religion.vaishnava.dvaita [Sean Monaghan]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Charlotte L. Blackmer
> Kadaitcha Man
> Snarky
> None of the above
> Abstain
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ Abstain
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Dr. Andrew B. Chung
> nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Steve Chaney
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Azure
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ YES
> Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> '
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
> ---
> The Co-Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
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