On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:06:45 -0800, Dustin Cook k'lamed:
> On Feb 26, 10:10 pm, "Rhonda Lea Kirk" wrote:
>> I've almost got it memorized at this point, Dustin.
>
> And you still don't understand it... Amazing.

There's someone in this thread with a lack of understanding, Dustfart, but
it isn't Rhonda, 4Q, K-Man, or myself.

>> > You were going to come up with a wiseass reply until you realized the
>> > link was discussing pcbutts. You knew as well as I did that you
>> > wouldn't have a chance in hell of defending him, so your trying your
>> > best to change the spotlight from yourself, back to me. It hasn't
>> > worked tho. You demonstrated by your own posts that you haven't got a
>> > clue how hit counters work, and you don't know **** about lans, and
>> > likely the internet in general. you leech information provided by
>> > others in a vain effort to troll someone else, in this case, me.
>>
>> Do you really believe this, Dustin?
>
> Yep, I do. Your a troll, I pegged you for one awhile ago, that's why you
> and I no longer get along. You emailed me out of the blue, I corresponded
> for a bit and determined it wasn't a good idea to continue conversing with
> you. Your pissed off because I came to that conclusion before whoever put
> you upto emailing me could get anything of value. Your easy enough to
> figure out.

Results 1 - 10 of about 20,300 for "I am not a troll":

http://groups.google.ca/groups/searc...not+a+troll%22

I think an insistence on the belief that one is "not a troll" may well
be a k00ksign, and if it isn't in The Way Of The K0ok, it ought to be,
right along with accusing others in the discussion of being trolls.

>> That's a serious question.
>
> And above is a serious answer.

And then you became Outer Filth, because you assumed she was going to do
to you what you did to her. Real classy, that.

>> I was commenting on the use of the word "happened." That's all.
>
> And I was explaining to your ignorant ass what did actually happen, stupid
> ****.

You couldn't explain poker to Kenny Rogers without diagrams, two decks
of cards, and ten years to kill, Dustfart.

>> Ah. Now we get down to it.
>
> So you admit finally, that *i* didn't make the post you accused me off?
> After all this time.... Hmm, I don't care for your apology at this point,
> stupid ****.

I think you're hallucinating her apology, Dustfart.

>> > I'm starting to realize why you've been married several times in your
>> > life. I'm sure it was there fault it didn't work out, right?
>>
>> How do you know they didn't die?
>
> All 4? Black widow?

Or maybe just two or three of them?

>> Dustin, you denied knowing about it a day after you posted a pointer to
>> it. Do you want me to post the message IDs?
>
> You really, truely are a stupid ****. Honestly, you really are. I'm not
> going to keep going round and round. Get a clue, stupid ****. you ****ing
> admitted above that I didn't write the message, and I suspect you've known
> that this entire time. You just like adding to a fight already in
> progress, as if somebody really gives a **** about you either way.

Still hallucinating, I see. You posted a pointer to the Outer Filth on
alt.sex a day before you denied knowing anything about it -- way to
shred your credibility, Dustfart. How'd you manage to forget knowing it
was there, hmmm? Short-term memory going already?

>> That's just weird, Dustin.
>
> No rhonda, you are just weird. Emailing me out of the blue, getting
> rejected and getting pissed off.

Pissing Rhonda off isn't _that_ easy, Dustfart. You have feelings of
persecution, is all.

"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607.556401.25070@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups. com>

>> > assuming the
>> > pic I have of you is really you.
>>
>> Assuming.
>
> Well, we know you don't always tell the truth. You ****ing damn well knew
> I didn't write the post when you originally made a stank about it. Now
> everyone else does too. Stupid, ****.

I know it's more than likely that you're a ****ing lying **** who's all
talk and no action when it comes to threats, except for threats about
weaselly things like Outer Filth, Dustfart.

>> > As far as tripping over his own dick, either you can't read, or your
>> > ashamed to admit it, but k-man if he had a penis, would have smashed
>> > it correcting my asic code, considering he can't even get the syntax
>> > right. You look up to some odd people, I must admit.
>>
>> At one time, I liked you well enough.
>
> You liked BugHunter too, even corrected one of your friends regarding what
> it is and isn't. You attack BugHunter simply out of spite for me, nothing
> more, nothing less. If anybody wasn't sure, they probably are now. Your
> not nearly as sneaky as you seem to think.

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>

Yeah, guess you're the sneaky one.

> You forget, you posted support of it, and it's in the archives, dear. Your
> support for the program stopped when I stopped wanting to talk to you.
> Coincidence? I don't think so.

She wised up. Is that a crime?

>> Everyone makes mistakes.
>
> Another admission. Have you found religion or something Rhonda?

I guess you *never* make mistakes, huh?

>> >> Hugs and kisses,
>> >> rl
>>
>> > Right back at you.
>>
>> Gak!
>
> Ya know, when I read your post yesterday, I was thinking the same thing.
> I'm glad we're finally on the same foot, stupid ****.

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

So which are you doing, Dustfart?

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