On Mon 16 Oct 2006 07:30:19p, Andy Walker <awalker@nspank.invalid> took the
time to tell us all in
news:i658j2l9qjubuj37bvr5e6u3sr8s9fc2jk@news.webtv .com:

> fortunata wrote:
>
>>Are there any good FREE emoticons that don't carry spies and are not
>>associated with Microsoft
>
> Here are some oldies but goodies:
>
> o)(o) ..................Perfect Boobs
>
> ( + )( + ) .............Fake, Silicone Boobs
Poly Dimethyl Silicon, and ssomething to be avoided.
>
> (*)(*) .................High Nipple Boobs
>
> (@)(@) .................Big Nipple Boobs
>
> oo .....................A Cups
>
> { O }{ O } .............D Cups
>
> (oYo) ..................Wonder bra Boobs
I think the "y" is upsice eown.
>
> ( ^)( ^) ...............Cold Boobs
>
> (o)(O) .................Lop-Sided Boobs
>
> (Q)(O)..................Pierced Boobs
>
> (p)(p) .................Hanging tassels Boobs
>
> ()(o) ................Bitten-by-a-Vampire Boobs
>
> \o/\o/ .................Grandma's Boobs
>
> ( - )( - ) .............Flat-Against-the-Shower-Door Boobs
>
>|o||o| .................Android Boobs
>
> (/)(o) .................Scratched Boobs
>
> (%)(o) ................ Extra Nipple Boobs
>
> ($)($) .................Jenny McCarthy's Boobs
>
> (^o)(o) ................Zit on Your Boob
>
> ( o Y o ) ..............Poses-for-Magazines Boobs
>
>
> ASCII is your friend. ;^)
>
>
>

Funny stuff. I think Stan Chesley is laughing all the way to the bank.

--
"Time will bring to light whatever is hidden;
it will cover up and conceal what is now shining in splendor."
Horace (65 - 8 BC); Roman poet.

Mike